Message from @Campin' Carl

Discord ID: 306471617209434122


2017-04-25 16:42:46 UTC  

your text chat lagging or something heidrich? https://i.gyazo.com/55afc3193bd9f0ed8227e9afec38d961.png

2017-04-25 16:42:52 UTC  

Prussian, I would say yes

2017-04-25 16:43:22 UTC  

oh good cause this meme wouldnt work so good if that wasnt the case

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/306470254241120267/hapsburgaintfree.png

So I was doing clinical rotations Saturday at a hospital. This beaner came in from falling off scaffolding and dislocation his shoulder. When he comes in I take his vitals and he's begging for pain meds. While I'm talking to him, the doc comes in. Beaner recognizes the lab coat and starts begging the doc for meds before he does anything. Doc is palpating the injury, talking to the patient . And while the beaner is mid sentence, the doc pops his shoulder in

The shoulder doesn't go in

And the beaner is howling in oain

2017-04-25 16:43:54 UTC  

ewww

A grown 45 year old crying in the bed

2017-04-25 16:44:17 UTC  

beaner shoulders must dislocate easy

The doc literally looks at me says give him meds

2017-04-25 16:44:40 UTC  

ive fallen off scaffolding before and not dislocated my shoulder

2017-04-25 16:45:15 UTC  

muh norities talk so tough but everyone who treats them agrees they have no pain tolerance

I'm not gonna lie though that shoulder was dislocated

Fucker said he fell from 15ft scaffolding

2017-04-25 16:48:47 UTC  

whats 15ft in nonfreedom units?

2017-04-25 16:50:49 UTC  

high

2017-04-25 16:50:57 UTC  

ish

2017-04-25 16:51:21 UTC  

4.5m is a fatal drop

2017-04-25 16:52:01 UTC  

thats lazy math there antisemite

I can confirm that 15ft is not a fatal drop

2017-04-25 16:52:13 UTC  

its like saying an inch is 25mm

2017-04-25 16:52:32 UTC  

m8 if a fat beaner falls 4.5m onto his head he'll die

1yd is about 1meter

2017-04-25 16:52:35 UTC  

Guys, I now know what I will study for my PhD

2017-04-25 16:52:49 UTC  

cause his neck will snap

He didn't fall on his head

2017-04-25 16:52:59 UTC  

2m is fatal in those circumstances

2017-04-25 16:53:05 UTC  

I wish Convolution were still here so I could tell him

He fell on his shoulder

2017-04-25 16:53:15 UTC  

Why is he gone?

2017-04-25 16:53:36 UTC  

did he finally realise hes not and will never be polish?