Wanna know something messed up that my friends crazy feminist mum made her son do?

She made him pee sitting down, lol

To not pee on the seat I assume.

He was still doing it until I told him fuck is wrong with you.

He's still a beta virgin, and has said he doesn't mind dating and marrying a women who has had plenty of sexual experience, despite him having none.

I think peeing sitting down for the first 15 years of his life is responsible for that.

The only time you should pee sitting down is when you poop

Maybe just maybe under the right conditions if you are past drunk

@NOMA Meat, salt, water. Sorry for the way late response.

@shango Also when you wake up in the middle of the night and are just too tired to put any effort into aiming. Though, you could just piss into the shower.

Or the sink

Sure.

I can see Xy being tired and/or drunk enough to get into the bathroom and go “fuck it, I’m pissing in the shower”.

*/pees in sink*

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

I legit can't walk. I've taken all the pain killers I can take..

It's not swollen but it's so painful. What the fuck.

Lmao

I would laugh with you later but I'm too close to this pain lol.

There have been times when I legit couldn't get to the door. Almost collapsed just walking to the car.

Dude

It's that.

I'm not working out until this is cleared up. I feel so shit.

And I have a high tolerance for pain lol, be careful with legs.

It's literally only right behind my knee down the calf a little and up the thigh a litte.

No swelling

no bruising

just pure pain

no back pain

i thought i pinged a nerve in my back but wouldn't my back hurt if i did that?

Aww man, imagine it being calves, quads AND hams.

dude

Not necessarily, depends on the nerve.

i can't walk so i think i did fuck something uo

Probably just doms man.

i hope so

i've never been this sore..

then again i never lifted over 400lbs

so maybe

like this is epic lol

fuck me

every step