Russians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Siberia has the smallest average population per km on earth

I know

Nah! Just move to Israel

But all it takes is one

Also, when I go there I can be a russian dancing man in peace

We need to make that a mod, where Mr. X chases after you doing that goofy Russian dance.

"goofy russian dance"

First of all

It's hard to do it

Well, when you're that big, it does look goofy

Well that's better than watching a lepricon do it or something like that

because that would be goofy

Fucking shot up in the sky like a leprechaun on viagra

Now that would be funny to see as well.

But pretty much, that's all he'd be doing since he can kick high enough to hit you in the head doing that dance.

Indeed

But yeah, I find Russian culture interesting, especially when Adidas gets involved.

Russian culture is interesting

if you look into it more than your average SJW

Either that or I'm probably confusing that with the slavs with the whole Adidas thing.

All slavs wear adidas because it is the cheapest clothing and of highest quality for it's price that money can get

also tracksuits

Ah track suits, reminds me of when I used to do track in high school, even though I didn't actually go to the specific school I ran for.

you would know about ded meme outfits wouldnt you mr x

calling almost all of the slavs dead memes isn't a smart thing to say

So I guess spurdo is ded too? Shit comes and goes way too fast...

That's what happens when the internet grinds through trends like I used to grind gears driving a six speed.

All the slavs dead memes

Then
Russia = communist
America = democratic
Now
Russia = democratic
america = communist

Whatchu gun do?

I wouldn't go that far.

More like
Russia = cronyist
America = burgeoning socialist

Yeah, cause good luck having Russia become a republic right?

In a few generations, maybe.

Nah

If I've noticed anything consistent about Russians, they tend to be aggressively capitalist despite the communist history. Also, somewhat immoral.

Like kissing cousins immoral?

Russia used to be the strongest empire in the history

then the commies came

and nobody can erase more than 400 years of history in less than 80 years