Message from @Oliver Starley
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Defective dogs/cheetahs
I have no idea what qualifies yet another ancient lineage of animal as "unnatural".
If you think Hyenas are strange come and see the creatures we have in Australia.
Animals like dogs, those are natural. Hyenas look like a cheetah fucked a jackal
I already know about emus and cassowaries
Well, Hyenas are far more closely related to cats than they are to dogs.
See, that's exactly what I mean
It's called convergent evolution. Tasmanian Tigers looked a LOT like dogs, but are more closely related to wallabies or kangaroos than dogs.
They're also weird ones. No creature needs a mouth that wide. No wonder they're gone
I just got to pet a 10 week old groodle pup.
It was wonderful.
What's a groodle?
I met two alive clouds today
Aww, Japanese spitzes.
They look like tiny Samoyeds.
Probably because Samoyeds are themselves a type of spitz.
@Oliver Starley A groodle is a cross between a golden retriever and a poodle.
@Oliver Starley Did you get to pet the cute dogs?
What did they do when you petted them? :D
@ebowden they just stood there and enjoyed it
aww
My neighbor's dog
@Oliver Starley Later Tomorrow, I will get to see Heinz, the sweet dachshund I occasionally care for.
Aww, that's such a cute name for a dachshund
He's adorable.
@Oliver Starley Heinz has fallen asleep on me after I gently stroked his soft, velvety ears.
That still won't make up for the last blunder, but aww