Message from @ebowden
Discord ID: 453038294523969537
lol
I want to pet them all.
Not a dog, but very cute. https://gfycat.com/HeavenlyAlarmedLeech
Hyenas are considered devil creatures for a reason
They make a disturbing noise when frightened?
Idk, do they?
Yes, that "laugh".
I know about the laugh already
I believe that the laugh, combined with their status as scavengers contribute to the superstition around them.
This Hyena reminds me of a cute dachshund I care for occasionally.
They just look unnatural
Defective dogs/cheetahs
If you think Hyenas are strange come and see the creatures we have in Australia.
Animals like dogs, those are natural. Hyenas look like a cheetah fucked a jackal
I already know about emus and cassowaries
Well, Hyenas are far more closely related to cats than they are to dogs.
See, that's exactly what I mean
It's called convergent evolution. Tasmanian Tigers looked a LOT like dogs, but are more closely related to wallabies or kangaroos than dogs.
They're also weird ones. No creature needs a mouth that wide. No wonder they're gone
I just got to pet a 10 week old groodle pup.
It was wonderful.
What's a groodle?
I met two alive clouds today
Aww, Japanese spitzes.
They look like tiny Samoyeds.
Probably because Samoyeds are themselves a type of spitz.
@Oliver Starley A groodle is a cross between a golden retriever and a poodle.
@Oliver Starley Did you get to pet the cute dogs?
They're American Eskimos. They were very soft and floofy
What did they do when you petted them? :D