I told a half truth. I showered yesterday and I'm going to shower again after I go to the gym in an hour. It closes really late on weekdays

Did you go to gym, Lardo?

What kind of shower

The kind with water, dummy

@Oliver Starley don't forget to use your skin bleaching soap.

Wrong, I use tar soap

Niggers

The preferred term is tar people

Chimps

@Oliver Starley post stats beta

I don't need stats, it's all implied

Weaak

I'm not weak, I lift regularly

So where them stats

Fuckung Orwell is an animal it turns out

Here comes the stat parade.

What stats are you talking about?

The big 3 dick swinging stats. Bench, squat, deadlift

Bee is just jealous cause hes old

Couldn't squat even when I was doin' weight training back in the day. I gots the palsy.

GG

Benching is for losers who want to appear strong but are actually cream puffs. I'm currently dumbbell pressing 60lbs on each arm, I'm up to 75lbs with Bulgarian squats, and I'm working my way up to 220lbs deadlift. I just started so I'm pretty proud of myself.

Uh benching is great for chest and tris. Incline for chest and close grip flat for tris

220 dead respect

225 bench 315 traditional squat 385 dead

I only feel it in my tris. There's more tension in pull overs and dumbbell presses

Fucking hell, his progress is advanced because he's black. He's made for this shit.

Okay so I spotted for this black dude

20 reps 405

30 reps 315

40 reps 225

it was fuckung stupid

@Oliver Starley you should gym with Orwell. He's a beast.

NFL stats

Yeah Orwells stats are stupid

7 plate deadlift

Mind you, I'm not looking to get ripped. I just want to drop my fat and be powerful AF. If anything, I'll end up looking like Louis Cyr.

Like wtf im so close to 4 plate

Neither am i

@Whiskey-Vargas I can imagine that he's an absolute unit

Or maybe I'll look like Hippolyte Triat, idk