https://twitter.com/Old_Valet/status/993868943147155457?s=19

@Valet the Clown explain.

I have a sneaking suspicion that all these trad kids screeching about the evils of fornication had a lot of trouble getting any.

People were lampooning that shit all the way back in Chaucer's day. The Prioress in his Canterbury Tales is one such example

https://twitter.com/HananyaNaftali/status/993656878629556224

https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/993868244896317440?s=19

https://twitter.com/SpaceLobgaming/status/993540040126066688?s=20

I have a sneaking suspicion that all these modern kids screeching about the evils of celibacy have to lower their standards to get any action. @ebowden

You saw my tweet but you didn't like it? @Dinosorcerer

how are you ever going to save the white race as a celibate?

I'm not white

so you don't want any kids?

Nah, I'll probably join the Church

Tfw whiskey rejects you for the last time

I don't know, I just found it kind of funny

Excellent

https://twitter.com/Old_Valet/status/993961496764825600?s=19

Are you just trying to weed out followers that only know you on Twitter?

More than one Waifu will ruin your laifu,

No kidding don't mess with people with anime avatars on Twitter

@Dinosorcerer strangely I went after this "lesbian" for that exact reason

?

I'm trying to weed out thirsty guys and advocates of different lifestyles

Never trust an internet "lesbian". That's second only to being a girl in internet attention grabbing tactics.

Then again I still deffer to the original EQ psych stats that showed that 51% of avatars were female, but only 85% of players were.

GIRL= Guy In Real Life

Rule 16

No women on the internet.

Though soical media fucked that rule to hell and back.

the most universal statement in history is also a line from Fight Club

And the SHE ruined everything.

The Greeks went pedo to try to dodge this truth, but even they could not do it. Which is why they fantisized about futas 3000 years before that was even a thing,

moving my statements over to the general

@Valet the Clown I don't see many people screeching about the evils of celibacy, though it has been found to not be stellar for your health. (but not particularly bad either)

Celebacy is great. When it is voluntary. A combination of mental and physical discipline.

Not as great as having a wife and family though. When conditions are good, anyway.

It's great for not getting STDs.