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We shouldn't put that kind of responsibility on kids in the first place anyway.

The year is 2030. A single father was shot to death by police in a local WalMart today. Police were called to the scene by onlookers after he refused to buy his daughter a toy - a felony under the I HATE YOU DADDY act of 2019 - and they mistook his cell phone for a weapon.

At least this solves a lot of illegal immigration issues, but the next step needs to be repealing the 1965 Immigration Act.

https://twitter.com/NME/status/1075732881111158785?s=19

Behold all ye, look upon this horror and cringe.

nonononononononononono

oh wtf

gross

Like, what the fuck is this?
I want to think it's a joke
It's too bloody stupid to think someone thought this was a good idea
That someone thought that this would work
This boggles my mind like someone trying to print an animated gif and being pissed because it's not animated on a piece of paper

They don’t look like they’d even be good at being a boy band.

They look like they have an extremely high viral load

https://twitter.com/eedrk/status/1076189702900727808?s=20

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1077217178322194432

He's not talking about Israel is he

i’d be so glad if he was

oh shit https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1077231267559755776?s=21

he’s going there

I fear for his safety

if they try anything, it will be too obvious

then again, pray for his safety

they already tried to take out jackson, and they already took out lincoln, mckinley, and jfk

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interesting... https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1077373712452571136?s=21

is this to take back anatolia?

More likely Trump will say it's okay for him to destroy the commie Kurds in Syria.

Wait, there’s commie Kurds?!

Most are

*W H E W*

helps explain why the left wants US men bleeding out in the dirt of a bombed-out ME shithole

besides the general explanation which has been true throughout history: wars are a quick and dirty way of propping up an otherwise unpopular or lackluster domestic regime, sinking blood and treasure into it too fast for anyone to keep track of; and it's easy to call critics insufficiently patriotic.

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trump is the ultimate troll https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1077705232665272321?s=21

i love it

he finally figured out a tweet that can rustle everybody

the queen is officially a brexiteer https://twitter.com/margotljparker/status/1077655481580175361?s=21

may she live to her 100s

The Queen hasn't said a word against what has been done to her nation since she ascended to the throne in 1952.

i guess she doesn’t want a public brouhaha

The purpose of a leader is to do what is best for their people. The Queen has not done that.