Message from @nexxynex

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2017-12-19 01:15:35 UTC  

Second

2017-12-19 01:15:39 UTC  

Hm

2017-12-19 01:15:49 UTC  

Never knew there was a first

2017-12-19 01:16:02 UTC  

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2017-12-19 01:16:05 UTC  

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2017-12-19 01:16:16 UTC  

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2017-12-19 01:16:18 UTC  

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2017-12-19 01:16:25 UTC  

>.^

2017-12-19 01:16:25 UTC  

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2017-12-19 01:16:27 UTC  

>.>*

2017-12-19 01:16:45 UTC  

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2017-12-19 01:16:51 UTC  

Hmmm

2017-12-19 01:16:52 UTC  
2017-12-19 01:18:20 UTC  

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2017-12-19 01:43:58 UTC  

Did anyone, anywhere (aside from Rotten Tomatoes reviewers) like the new Star Wars? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzIax3affFo

2017-12-19 01:44:09 UTC  

no

2017-12-19 01:44:13 UTC  

nah, was shit

2017-12-19 01:44:18 UTC  

I dont even need to see it

2017-12-19 01:44:22 UTC  

my friends told me enough

2017-12-19 01:44:39 UTC  

STAR WARS: THE QUEST FOR BLUE MILK TITS

2017-12-19 01:46:34 UTC  

when one of characters has purple hair and looks like it has a pole up their ass you know you're watching a shit movie

2017-12-19 01:50:45 UTC  
2017-12-19 01:59:13 UTC  

@Anemic Crusader I shitpost where I want when I want.

2017-12-19 01:59:19 UTC  

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2017-12-19 01:59:28 UTC  

I just happen to be in shitposting rn

2017-12-19 01:59:34 UTC  

Sure sure

2017-12-19 01:59:48 UTC  

what in the fuck is that

2017-12-19 02:00:17 UTC  

By the looks of it, hell

2017-12-19 02:01:14 UTC  

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2017-12-19 02:01:29 UTC  

fekc

2017-12-19 02:05:47 UTC  

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2017-12-19 02:08:21 UTC  

FUCK YOU NORWAY

2017-12-19 02:08:45 UTC  
2017-12-19 02:11:31 UTC  
2017-12-19 02:55:57 UTC  

```To be fair, you have to have a very high amount of Midichlorians to understand the Star Wars prequels. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the high ground most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Anakin’s whiny outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the Midichlorian capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Star Wars prequels truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Anakin’s existential catchphrase “I don’t like sand,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Twelve Years A Slave. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as George Lucas’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jar Jar Binks tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within a range of 5% of Midichlorians in their blood of my own capacity (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel, kid.```