```To be fair, you have to have a very high amount of Midichlorians to understand the Star Wars prequels. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the high ground most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Anakin’s whiny outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the Midichlorian capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Star Wars prequels truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Anakin’s existential catchphrase “I don’t like sand,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Twelve Years A Slave. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as George Lucas’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jar Jar Binks tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within a range of 5% of Midichlorians in their blood of my own capacity (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel, kid.```
