Message from @Professor_Jeans

Discord ID: 482285623395352576


2018-08-21 19:14:29 UTC  

"somebody needs to be held accountable"

2018-08-21 20:05:33 UTC  

Sentence her to death... by unbirthing.

2018-08-22 00:37:18 UTC  

wonder why shill rogan shills

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/481622861451231232/1534897135687.png

2018-08-22 00:40:16 UTC  

shills for what? and what are those, pawns on their heads?

2018-08-22 00:41:10 UTC  

jew hats

2018-08-22 00:41:41 UTC  

just general shilling for anything

2018-08-22 01:12:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/481631814713344019/dab1.jpg

2018-08-22 01:16:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/481632658795921429/donald-trump-gives-hillary-clinton-pepe-frog-drawing-meme.png

2018-08-22 01:18:35 UTC  

how could those fucking frogs do this to her 😢

2018-08-22 01:19:55 UTC  

reee

2018-08-22 01:37:54 UTC  
2018-08-22 01:49:07 UTC  

😂

2018-08-22 12:15:58 UTC  

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk [Embed] <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard

2018-08-22 22:49:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/481958143052611584/1534977815819.png

2018-08-22 22:55:14 UTC  

for that mom of 15 kids... and so many like her

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/481959565790019597/39918008_2126870554238833_2991527421259284480_n.png

2018-08-23 00:12:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/481978918572654618/1534982944822.png

2018-08-23 00:36:09 UTC  

lol what

2018-08-23 20:30:53 UTC  

oof

2018-08-23 21:34:03 UTC  

Whoaw

2018-08-25 03:40:34 UTC  

😂

2018-08-25 03:44:13 UTC  

Sadly, liking traps has been demonstrated in many studies to not actually be gay, so I will never be made love to in the ass by that hunk of a man as he screams about the globalists.

2018-08-25 03:54:47 UTC  

Miss me with that gay shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/482759722047504384/IMG_20180823_232045.jpg

2018-08-25 03:55:09 UTC  

^

2018-08-25 03:55:32 UTC  

It is too late, for I have already scored a bullseye.

2018-08-25 04:53:58 UTC  

Where am I going to get my two married people in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation with lots of hand holding, hugs, and kisses before during and after porn now?

2018-08-25 05:04:21 UTC  

lol

2018-08-25 05:06:06 UTC  

I love bad lip reading.

2018-08-25 05:06:15 UTC  

Me too.