Message from @REEDSEEJBAMBAM

Discord ID: 466069538975514624


2018-07-10 02:29:29 UTC  

i thought you well... read siege

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/466068416420249600/SIEGE3.jpg

2018-07-10 02:29:56 UTC  

if there was a full mod for that I would play that.

2018-07-10 02:30:01 UTC  

The crusades didn't do shit. It only weakened the eastern half of the empire leaving them vulnerable to the Turks

2018-07-10 02:30:20 UTC  

Doki Doki red pill club

2018-07-10 02:30:24 UTC  

idk it removed kabob hardmode for first 3 of them

2018-07-10 02:30:28 UTC  

should have built a wall instead

2018-07-10 02:30:33 UTC  

the later ones were bs dough

2018-07-10 02:30:47 UTC  

it became too trendy

2018-07-10 02:30:59 UTC  

diz ^

2018-07-10 02:31:20 UTC  

The Byzantines did have a wall, but a (((Hungarian))) sold a cannon to the Turks who then used it to fuck over Constantinople

2018-07-10 02:31:37 UTC  

damn hungarians

2018-07-10 02:31:42 UTC  

Also, it kept them from even thinking about messing with europe (esp Spain which they still see as their property) for a thousand years.

2018-07-10 02:31:51 UTC  

That, and Dracula himself.

2018-07-10 02:31:55 UTC  

with there big noises and banks and fake news

2018-07-10 02:32:00 UTC  

and we still havent learned that lesson.... dont arm anyone else... ever

2018-07-10 02:32:24 UTC  

but but but muh weapons dealing

2018-07-10 02:32:31 UTC  

the (((hungarian))) in question did try to sell it to constantinople first.

2018-07-10 02:32:58 UTC  

He should have kept it for himself and sold it to the Hungarian government

2018-07-10 02:33:34 UTC  

as bambam said... muh weapons dealing

2018-07-10 02:33:53 UTC  

so much moneys to be had

2018-07-10 02:33:57 UTC  

it never goes well for us to trade in weapons or tech

2018-07-10 02:34:13 UTC  

we have to stappppp

2018-07-10 02:35:10 UTC  

I keepn hoping in one of these civ games they make it so you can take away (via force or treaty) a civ's tech advancements.

2018-07-10 02:36:08 UTC  

I don't think they've even upgraded the diplomacy sytem so you can limit production of certian unit types.

2018-07-10 02:36:12 UTC  

more recent we gave the kosher rocket tech then they sold it to china

2018-07-10 02:36:30 UTC  

another time muh arms dealing fucking us up

2018-07-10 02:36:40 UTC  

So we can replicate the the treaty of versailles

2018-07-10 02:36:44 UTC  

close your legs usa

2018-07-10 02:37:01 UTC  

That was SPECIFICALLY for kebab removal.

2018-07-10 02:38:07 UTC  

Bring back the Treaty of Sevres

2018-07-10 02:38:26 UTC  

bring back toss jews in the well

2018-07-10 02:38:31 UTC  

tossing*

2018-07-10 02:38:56 UTC  

Give nukes to Japan. There's only one way they'll give 'em to the Chinese.

2018-07-10 02:39:34 UTC  

In other news, brb, moving to Florida, particularly Jacksonville

2018-07-10 02:39:51 UTC  

No income tax and nice houses with huge backyards

2018-07-10 02:40:01 UTC  

jesus dont do it brah dont jump

2018-07-10 02:40:14 UTC  

Good for you. I always wanted to live there myself, but I'm stuck in the PNW.

2018-07-10 02:40:20 UTC  

jax is a nog pit pulse FLA MAN is on the loose

2018-07-10 02:40:32 UTC  

Acknowledge the Armenian genocide.

2018-07-10 02:40:41 UTC  

It's literally why genocide is a word.