Message from @Oliver Starley
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lol we really are a cancer
Maybe if more people turned to Christ this wouldn't have been an issue
#crusades
i thought you well... read siege
if there was a full mod for that I would play that.
The crusades didn't do shit. It only weakened the eastern half of the empire leaving them vulnerable to the Turks
Doki Doki red pill club
idk it removed kabob hardmode for first 3 of them
should have built a wall instead
the later ones were bs dough
it became too trendy
diz ^
The Byzantines did have a wall, but a (((Hungarian))) sold a cannon to the Turks who then used it to fuck over Constantinople
damn hungarians
Also, it kept them from even thinking about messing with europe (esp Spain which they still see as their property) for a thousand years.
That, and Dracula himself.
with there big noises and banks and fake news
and we still havent learned that lesson.... dont arm anyone else... ever
but but but muh weapons dealing
the (((hungarian))) in question did try to sell it to constantinople first.
as bambam said... muh weapons dealing
so much moneys to be had
it never goes well for us to trade in weapons or tech
we have to stappppp
I keepn hoping in one of these civ games they make it so you can take away (via force or treaty) a civ's tech advancements.
I don't think they've even upgraded the diplomacy sytem so you can limit production of certian unit types.
more recent we gave the kosher rocket tech then they sold it to china
another time muh arms dealing fucking us up
So we can replicate the the treaty of versailles
close your legs usa
That was SPECIFICALLY for kebab removal.
Bring back the Treaty of Sevres
bring back toss jews in the well
tossing*
Give nukes to Japan. There's only one way they'll give 'em to the Chinese.
In other news, brb, moving to Florida, particularly Jacksonville
No income tax and nice houses with huge backyards
jesus dont do it brah dont jump
Good for you. I always wanted to live there myself, but I'm stuck in the PNW.