Message from @REEDSEEJBAMBAM

Discord ID: 478394888874885121


2018-08-13 02:30:59 UTC  

aint no way in hell im giving that mine up

2018-08-13 02:31:53 UTC  

We should take an idea from Canada when it wasn't dumb

2018-08-13 02:32:32 UTC  

When they ask us "Hey, which part of the land is ours?"

2018-08-13 02:32:33 UTC  

We say

2018-08-13 02:32:34 UTC  

we shoulda take canada because its dumb and no body like them and has no frens

2018-08-13 02:32:43 UTC  

Nunavut

2018-08-13 02:33:10 UTC  

lol a frozen hell scape?

2018-08-13 02:33:37 UTC  

Unless we find out there's something of value there.

2018-08-13 02:33:41 UTC  

THen we take that too.

2018-08-13 02:34:14 UTC  

O I L

2018-08-13 02:34:20 UTC  

We'll make a deal with the Ukraine. They can have Pripyat.

2018-08-13 02:34:23 UTC  

did some say oil?

2018-08-13 02:35:00 UTC  

its going to fug up when shit hits the fan we'll have to retake texas

2018-08-13 02:37:03 UTC  

the alamo part 2 the un mexicaning

2018-08-13 02:37:48 UTC  

Because the SPLC has better things to do than track violent groups bent on reconquista.

2018-08-13 02:38:27 UTC  

lol at that point the splc and adl will be in zion

2018-08-13 02:38:51 UTC  

we fucked it up oooo nooo better run away now byyyyy

2018-08-13 02:48:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/478394297054396417/1534123760659s.png

2018-08-13 02:49:39 UTC  

That's what happens when you elect Michael Scott as you head of state.

2018-08-13 02:49:57 UTC  

lol

2018-08-13 02:50:29 UTC  

i think this was part of trumps plan to fucking crush the chinese

2018-08-13 02:50:48 UTC  

if it is that would be 5d chess.

2018-08-13 02:50:58 UTC  

sink the growing colony of little china in canada

2018-08-13 02:51:48 UTC  

canada

2018-08-13 17:16:22 UTC  

Bork

2018-08-13 20:40:40 UTC  
2018-08-13 20:41:23 UTC  

What kind of despicable piece of human garbage woulsmd sell out a family member?

2018-08-13 20:46:31 UTC  

gross

2018-08-13 21:52:53 UTC  

does anyone have a direct line to Jim

2018-08-13 21:53:20 UTC  

I don't think anyone around here is that "Important"

2018-08-13 22:08:28 UTC  

Which Jim?

2018-08-13 22:08:36 UTC  

Mr. Metokur?

2018-08-13 23:18:52 UTC  

Mr. Metokur fucked me

2018-08-14 00:03:29 UTC  

Time for a snack and a sip.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/478715246928855043/Snacknsip.jpg

2018-08-14 03:11:50 UTC  

Is Jim an.... (((e-celeb)))?

2018-08-14 03:12:34 UTC  

You know, mr metokur. The internet aristocrat. People call him Jim. It may or may not be his real name.

2018-08-14 03:13:36 UTC  

lol jim always wrecks ppl

2018-08-14 03:14:13 UTC  

at first i didnot like jim but i got him figured out

2018-08-14 03:14:32 UTC  

hes just bring drama and chaos

2018-08-14 03:14:40 UTC  

And he's had his sights on MundaneMatt for years. Who just served himself up on a too easy platter.