Message from @Hand Banana

Discord ID: 317084781978451970


2017-05-24 23:33:38 UTC  

only way that would be better is if he was a jewish shitlib

2017-05-24 23:34:14 UTC  

Mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhh She can do a podcast if she wants

2017-05-24 23:34:21 UTC  

didn't the terrorist double check who was tolerant of his beliefs to spare them from the blast?

2017-05-24 23:34:25 UTC  

I got a call coming in, bbl

2017-05-24 23:34:54 UTC  

I swear to God if you bake while on a hot mic I'll have something to say about.

2017-05-24 23:35:08 UTC  

Only Paul Kersey can get away with that and he really shouldn't.

2017-05-24 23:35:24 UTC  

is it really terrorism if the people you kill wanted to submit to islam

2017-05-24 23:35:50 UTC  

so deep

2017-05-24 23:36:41 UTC  

Alright. I'm going to join in your trend of "Master of XXX" but with a Depeche Mode Twist.

2017-05-24 23:37:22 UTC  

welcome to the club, unfortunately we're not cool or interesting so i don't have anything more to offer beyond the nickname

2017-05-24 23:37:35 UTC  

But I'm a woman, baking and podcasting from the kitchen is a perfectly reasonable thing.

2017-05-24 23:37:49 UTC  

@queenarchitect I love karma

2017-05-24 23:38:27 UTC  

If you buy a long cable and a DB286x noise gate I won't be too bothered.

2017-05-24 23:39:16 UTC  

PSA ANNOUNCEMENT: Condesor Mics are lame. Dynamic Mics are the way to go.

2017-05-24 23:39:41 UTC  

Want to sound silky smooth like I do? Like D'Marcus do? People don't think dynamic mics can sound the way they are but they do what it do.

2017-05-24 23:39:42 UTC  

rock band 1 usb mic master race

2017-05-24 23:39:54 UTC  

I'm reeeing quite profusely @☇Unlimited Power☇

2017-05-24 23:40:00 UTC  

I know

2017-05-24 23:41:04 UTC  

those things were 90% of the reason I never joined a band in high school, retards think that recording an "EP" consists of laying one on the floor in front of a Line 6 spider and recording on audacity

2017-05-24 23:41:43 UTC  

Implying it's not.

2017-05-24 23:42:15 UTC  

EPISODE IS UP, SPECIAL GUEST: JIM'S DAD

2017-05-24 23:42:20 UTC  

And Nick B Steves

2017-05-24 23:42:34 UTC  

so the other 10% was the giant fedora

2017-05-24 23:42:49 UTC  

Fedoras can be cool, if they're worn appropriately.

2017-05-24 23:43:08 UTC  

But it'd be like me wearing a western while wearing sambas. It's the whole Chewbacca defense thing

2017-05-24 23:44:37 UTC  

I feel like nicknames in this chat have gone full conformist. Haha. It's nice to see people living out the Game of Thrones theme, anyone going to make anyone slaves again?

2017-05-24 23:44:40 UTC  

@northern_confederate no it was everyone being massive degenerate pot heads

2017-05-24 23:45:43 UTC  

oosh

2017-05-24 23:46:10 UTC  

everyone else was smoking the marijuanas and I was a good kid

2017-05-24 23:46:40 UTC  

Marijuana interfered with my training so I avoided it.

2017-05-24 23:46:58 UTC  

Drugs are bad...

2017-05-24 23:46:59 UTC  

Also that was $40 I could spend on my car or chasing girls so it seemed like a bad use of limited funds.

2017-05-24 23:47:15 UTC  

Never had a moral problem with it, just seemed like there were better things I could be doing with my time.

2017-05-24 23:47:31 UTC  

Plus let's not kid ourselves, it has an effect on people.

2017-05-24 23:47:39 UTC  

yeah I was spending all my money on guitar accessories

2017-05-24 23:47:46 UTC  

Much better ROI if you ask me.

2017-05-24 23:48:06 UTC  

it turns people into retards

2017-05-24 23:49:08 UTC  

I was (and am) kind of twitchy and energetic. My friends would smoke and just hang out doing nothing. Not so much fun.