Mark

don't doxx me

REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES

no sorry we're fresh out you can either wait until we restock or you can have this returned floor lena dunham model

i said thicc, not morbidly obese couch ornament

couch ornament lolol

I'll wait, for the non-lena dunham

@queenarchitect DONT TEXT AND DRIVE!!!!!

Holy shit tht lady will need a reinforced step stool

REEE

cool, we should be getting the schumer in by next week

that bitch is gonna need a crane

Euthanasia

you're cool with HIV+ right

Schumer?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10754978/images/1277566294382.png

Lol

i dont know how someone gets to that point, tbh

and im someone who has issues

i decided i needed more viral diversity

no

disavow

@northern_confederate is the grill a co worker?

@badtanman run a massive caloric surplus

i don't work at a salon

Good point

ive lost the equivalent of a small taiwanese woman in the past 4 months

lolol

@queenarchitect how hot is it out there?

30 lbs isn't much to brag about

79

hrmm not bad

@queenarchitect stop texting and driving

nice today

^

shhhhh

Stop it NOW

how hot is it in july?

we will be here when ur home

*gets on <:stepstool:317366324357496835>*