https://twitter.com/cnnpr/status/869965698969350144

took a day

everyone cashing in on covfefe

cringfefe

I don't think covfefe was a mistake

I think it was just a troll

i think he got pulled aside while typing it because of that kabul bombing

"I wonder if I can get the lying press to spend all morning on a literally fake nonsense word"

@northern_confederate nailed it

lol

lel

and then his troll tweet in the morning

'have fun figuring it out!'

I don't think I saw the troll tweet

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/869858333477523458

Hah!

The Don got his swag back

NYT ran a story alleging he was going to have a legal team screening his tweets moving forward

Maybe this was to crush that

>tfw no president shilldawg
>tfw still salary cucking
>tfw not eating moldy bread crumbs in gulag before your execution by jews

We need to start alt right private equity firms

@queenarchitect Are some people actually incapable of figuring out what "covfefe" was supposed to be?

i think so

In context, its totally obvious that he meant to spell "coverage"

even my phone suggested coverage when i typed it

I got the name right here

Nice

I remember in highschool, we were studying Don Quixote and somebody in lecture tried to drop a subtle meme by asking the teacher if the story was comparable to Shrek.

Without hestitation, I shouted: "DONKEY!-xote" in my best Shrek impression. Shit was cash.

Just got home from having my wisdom teeth ripped out

they couldn't get a decent IV so they froze me instead

but before they did that, they managed to inject fentanyl into a muscle in my hand

so I'm going to be high as a kite tonight

and i just spilled gatorade all over myself because my bottom lip isn't working

great

ha

@queenarchitect I can do an Eddie Murphy impression