lmao

sooooooooooooooooaree
*goes to sleep*

the girl at work said bye to me when i left i think she wants the d

reeeee

she wants the soaree d

I started redpilling a chick last night

i almost introduced myself as badtanman

I'll be sure to apologise to her as I pound her :^)

@here anyone want a copy of dark souls 2? I got a free one and I don't really want it

what platform, PC?

yes

can i have tekken 7 instead

@SLUG2_ I'll accept it, but only if you can send me the disc in a letter-sized envelope

guees not

DS3 is horrible

so is DS2

Bloodborne > DS1 > Demons Souls

u have a psfour?

n-no

l

k

y-you too

i need to get a ps4

@queenarchitect no u don't

^

i'm still on 3

just play tekken on confeds puter

@queenarchitect forsake ps4, acquire son

hmmm

nah kids ruin ur vagoo

live ur life to the fullest

yeah just rotate new chads every week til no one will do you

then die alone

sounds good

I don't know about you, but when I open up the thighs of a 50 year old woman, and her vagina is SAGGY?
It just puts me right off.
Don't have kids, keep that shit tight so when you're 97 your can still squeeze.

oh fug

True imagine the horror of living til 97 and the sex is bad

I just don't know what I'd do if I couldn't cum inside of my wife when she's 97 because she just wasn't tight enough
I might have to divorce her.

@Hand Banana https://www.amazon.com/p/feature/d8j6je99gnx65bk?ref_=doa_red

make a gay one, sorry something went wrong in your end