Message from @YUGE
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so one early morning, we weere leaving the boat, walking the pier into some jungle full of beaners
and i was especially being a cunt that morning
full belligerant hungover but still drunk as fuck at 7am still, and i forgot what triggered it
my parents were furious with me reeking of vodka and piss
and acting insane and belligerant to people
I've been on exactly 1 cruise
it was a lynyrd skynyrd cruise
and snapped on me going off about what the fuck was wrong with me, embarassing them on this special vacation and being drunk the whole time and that i was completely out of line and disrespectful, and they had spent so much money on it
had a fling with a georgia qt3.14
and this was it
i went full power
the rage took over
one night i was double fisting bottles of wine with her and we ended up in a life boat because people wouldn't leave us alone
one of the many nights I don't know how i survived
i just went feral and jumped into some fighting stance and just stood there pointing at them looking 100% insane i imagine, and started screaming something like "SO IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY HUH? THE MONEY? IS THAT WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT? YOU FUCKING JEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
how do you even get to a life boat on a cruise ship? i don't know, but i figured out it while blind drunk with a woman in tow
full volume levels, crowded place, everyone stopped and stared, they just grabbed me and dragged me as i was cursing about jews
i also tried to convice my buddy i was with i knew exactly how to get back to the room, I was going to use the stars
hahahahah
the stars were those lights they have on the ceiling
I also apparently called room service, ordered 1 of everything on the menu we had
then passed out
thats teh end of my story, in short i was the worst, and the best, but I don't drink anymore, it just makes me go full dingo
and he had to answer the door not knowing what the fuck i'd done
hahahhaa
and i woke up the next mornign confused as to why we had stacks of room service plates in our room
yeah i did stuff like that too
my brother said i purposely pissed my pantsin anger in front of people on one occasion
lol
<----this guy is not allowed near liquor
no harm, no foul
i was an insane drunk for years
we still tell stories about that cruise
been sober for 4 something
lol
i don't drink nearly as much as i used to
my parents dread ours being mentioned
hardly at all, tbh
i smuggled tons of booze onto the boat and sold it to all the under 18 kids for huge markups
i just went full shit lord