i dont think convo would have been able to deal

we had a ukrainian girl as our assigned waitress for all the meals

@Convo go on a cruise and the polish girls will be tagged for you

yeah dude it was awesome

2/3 through the trip i was drunk AF and trying HARDCORE to get the ukrainian qt3.14 to have sex with me and telling her i had enough vodka for blah blah blah

i did some ridiculous dengenerate and chad shit that was hilarious having my brother tell me about it

there was a glass elevator that went up through the middle of the cruise, i guess one night with other people in it, him and i got on it, and i didnt try to go to the corner, i just stood where i was and pulled my dick out and started pissing like it was a urinal

no idea how i got away with that

this one night at like 2am, i was staggering with him around the deck and a bunch o young teens came walking from somewhere

i had an ice cream cone in my hand,and there was one like 14 year old kid with a che guevara shirt

my brother said i hurled my ice cream cone at him and started screaming about commies and attempted to charge the kid and he had to restrain me

and the kids were in fear and confused and had no idea what was occurring

i was screaming about howi was going to throw him off the side of the boat, he had to drag me away

its good that my brother is almost 300lbs

hmm what else

oh i guess i creepered out hardcore and was trying to order women to sit on my lap, and that they needed to follow my orders

pretty cringe

here's the best part though

so one early morning, we weere leaving the boat, walking the pier into some jungle full of beaners

and i was especially being a cunt that morning

full belligerant hungover but still drunk as fuck at 7am still, and i forgot what triggered it

my parents were furious with me reeking of vodka and piss

and acting insane and belligerant to people

I've been on exactly 1 cruise

it was a lynyrd skynyrd cruise

and snapped on me going off about what the fuck was wrong with me, embarassing them on this special vacation and being drunk the whole time and that i was completely out of line and disrespectful, and they had spent so much money on it

had a fling with a georgia qt3.14

and this was it

i went full power

the rage took over

one night i was double fisting bottles of wine with her and we ended up in a life boat because people wouldn't leave us alone

one of the many nights I don't know how i survived

i just went feral and jumped into some fighting stance and just stood there pointing at them looking 100% insane i imagine, and started screaming something like "SO IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY HUH? THE MONEY? IS THAT WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT? YOU FUCKING JEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

how do you even get to a life boat on a cruise ship? i don't know, but i figured out it while blind drunk with a woman in tow

full volume levels, crowded place, everyone stopped and stared, they just grabbed me and dragged me as i was cursing about jews

i also tried to convice my buddy i was with i knew exactly how to get back to the room, I was going to use the stars

hahahahah

the stars were those lights they have on the ceiling

our room was like 10 floors below deck

I also apparently called room service, ordered 1 of everything on the menu we had

then passed out