I've been on exactly 1 cruise

it was a lynyrd skynyrd cruise

and snapped on me going off about what the fuck was wrong with me, embarassing them on this special vacation and being drunk the whole time and that i was completely out of line and disrespectful, and they had spent so much money on it

had a fling with a georgia qt3.14

and this was it

i went full power

the rage took over

one night i was double fisting bottles of wine with her and we ended up in a life boat because people wouldn't leave us alone

one of the many nights I don't know how i survived

i just went feral and jumped into some fighting stance and just stood there pointing at them looking 100% insane i imagine, and started screaming something like "SO IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY HUH? THE MONEY? IS THAT WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT? YOU FUCKING JEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

how do you even get to a life boat on a cruise ship? i don't know, but i figured out it while blind drunk with a woman in tow

full volume levels, crowded place, everyone stopped and stared, they just grabbed me and dragged me as i was cursing about jews

i also tried to convice my buddy i was with i knew exactly how to get back to the room, I was going to use the stars

hahahahah

the stars were those lights they have on the ceiling

our room was like 10 floors below deck

I also apparently called room service, ordered 1 of everything on the menu we had

then passed out

thats teh end of my story, in short i was the worst, and the best, but I don't drink anymore, it just makes me go full dingo

and he had to answer the door not knowing what the fuck i'd done

hahahhaa

and i woke up the next mornign confused as to why we had stacks of room service plates in our room

yeah i did stuff like that too

my brother said i purposely pissed my pantsin anger in front of people on one occasion

lol

<----this guy is not allowed near liquor

no harm, no foul

i was an insane drunk for years

we still tell stories about that cruise

been sober for 4 something

lol

i don't drink nearly as much as i used to

my parents dread ours being mentioned

hardly at all, tbh

i smuggled tons of booze onto the boat and sold it to all the under 18 kids for huge markups

i just went full shit lord

stictly socially, I don't remember the last time I bought beer for the house haha

hahaha

i was on a boat with about 3k people, of which about 500 or so were musicians/crew

and after the music was done for the day, everyone got together in the casino and had jam sessions into the early morning hours

got to party with lynyrd skynyrd, marshall tucker band, a band called blackberry smoke