Message from @Ilya Muromets
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how do you even get to a life boat on a cruise ship? i don't know, but i figured out it while blind drunk with a woman in tow
full volume levels, crowded place, everyone stopped and stared, they just grabbed me and dragged me as i was cursing about jews
i also tried to convice my buddy i was with i knew exactly how to get back to the room, I was going to use the stars
hahahahah
the stars were those lights they have on the ceiling
our room was like 10 floors below deck
I also apparently called room service, ordered 1 of everything on the menu we had
then passed out
thats teh end of my story, in short i was the worst, and the best, but I don't drink anymore, it just makes me go full dingo
and he had to answer the door not knowing what the fuck i'd done
hahahhaa
and i woke up the next mornign confused as to why we had stacks of room service plates in our room
yeah i did stuff like that too
my brother said i purposely pissed my pantsin anger in front of people on one occasion
lol
<----this guy is not allowed near liquor
no harm, no foul
i was an insane drunk for years
we still tell stories about that cruise
been sober for 4 something
i don't drink nearly as much as i used to
my parents dread ours being mentioned
hardly at all, tbh
i smuggled tons of booze onto the boat and sold it to all the under 18 kids for huge markups
i just went full shit lord
stictly socially, I don't remember the last time I bought beer for the house haha
hahaha
i was on a boat with about 3k people, of which about 500 or so were musicians/crew
and after the music was done for the day, everyone got together in the casino and had jam sessions into the early morning hours
got to party with lynyrd skynyrd, marshall tucker band, a band called blackberry smoke
I watched zac brown from zac brown band jump into an empty pool
luckily it had a cargo net over it or he'd probabyl be dead
thats pretty hilarious
it was a fucking blast
sounds like it went better than my cruise lmao
i just went full slav or something
yea it was interesting, guys that you'd normally never meet were just out mingling
a music cruise sounds cool
had the pleasure of having a 30 min or so conversation with Billy Powell from Skynyrd before he passed away
like real shit, i know they do those degenerate rave cruises