Message from @Ilya Muromets
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hahahah
haha for a graduation high school thing, my parents took my brother and i on a carribean cruise
my parents wont speak about that trip to this day still unless forced and let out uneasy laughs
i was bad
just got drunk AF the whole time
all the staff were fucking hot young eastern europaen girls, said their country, hot poles, russians, ukrainians, etc you name it, said their country on their name tag
i dont think convo would have been able to deal
we had a ukrainian girl as our assigned waitress for all the meals
yeah dude it was awesome
2/3 through the trip i was drunk AF and trying HARDCORE to get the ukrainian qt3.14 to have sex with me and telling her i had enough vodka for blah blah blah
i did some ridiculous dengenerate and chad shit that was hilarious having my brother tell me about it
there was a glass elevator that went up through the middle of the cruise, i guess one night with other people in it, him and i got on it, and i didnt try to go to the corner, i just stood where i was and pulled my dick out and started pissing like it was a urinal
no idea how i got away with that
this one night at like 2am, i was staggering with him around the deck and a bunch o young teens came walking from somewhere
i had an ice cream cone in my hand,and there was one like 14 year old kid with a che guevara shirt
my brother said i hurled my ice cream cone at him and started screaming about commies and attempted to charge the kid and he had to restrain me
and the kids were in fear and confused and had no idea what was occurring
i was screaming about howi was going to throw him off the side of the boat, he had to drag me away
its good that my brother is almost 300lbs
oh i guess i creepered out hardcore and was trying to order women to sit on my lap, and that they needed to follow my orders
pretty cringe
here's the best part though
so one early morning, we weere leaving the boat, walking the pier into some jungle full of beaners
and i was especially being a cunt that morning
full belligerant hungover but still drunk as fuck at 7am still, and i forgot what triggered it
my parents were furious with me reeking of vodka and piss
and acting insane and belligerant to people
I've been on exactly 1 cruise
it was a lynyrd skynyrd cruise
and snapped on me going off about what the fuck was wrong with me, embarassing them on this special vacation and being drunk the whole time and that i was completely out of line and disrespectful, and they had spent so much money on it
had a fling with a georgia qt3.14
and this was it
i went full power
the rage took over
one night i was double fisting bottles of wine with her and we ended up in a life boat because people wouldn't leave us alone
one of the many nights I don't know how i survived
i just went feral and jumped into some fighting stance and just stood there pointing at them looking 100% insane i imagine, and started screaming something like "SO IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY HUH? THE MONEY? IS THAT WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT? YOU FUCKING JEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
how do you even get to a life boat on a cruise ship? i don't know, but i figured out it while blind drunk with a woman in tow
full volume levels, crowded place, everyone stopped and stared, they just grabbed me and dragged me as i was cursing about jews