the jews would band together to han out, or be starting school drama, their tribal jew instincts

i was not aware jews are not white at the time

my mom was friends with some jews whos kids i was in school with

"they looked huwhite to me"

i got invited to a few barmitvahs and refused to go

lol that was only something i knew abotu from movies and shit

yeah

later it started dawning on me that a lot of the people i hated the most were the jewish ones

took years to fully fully become aware, but i just instinctively did not get along with them ever

yea there was always a weird barrier with the ones i knew in college

they were all russian jews that came to the US via israel after the USSR collapsed

and they all had the same commie toolbox

i found that highly amusing

fuckers

like, a literal soviet toolbox

apparently if you wanted tools in the USSR, you got what they ahd

there weren't choices

hahahah

haha for a graduation high school thing, my parents took my brother and i on a carribean cruise

my parents wont speak about that trip to this day still unless forced and let out uneasy laughs

i was bad

just got drunk AF the whole time

all the staff were fucking hot young eastern europaen girls, said their country, hot poles, russians, ukrainians, etc you name it, said their country on their name tag

i dont think convo would have been able to deal

we had a ukrainian girl as our assigned waitress for all the meals

@Convo go on a cruise and the polish girls will be tagged for you

yeah dude it was awesome

2/3 through the trip i was drunk AF and trying HARDCORE to get the ukrainian qt3.14 to have sex with me and telling her i had enough vodka for blah blah blah

i did some ridiculous dengenerate and chad shit that was hilarious having my brother tell me about it

there was a glass elevator that went up through the middle of the cruise, i guess one night with other people in it, him and i got on it, and i didnt try to go to the corner, i just stood where i was and pulled my dick out and started pissing like it was a urinal

no idea how i got away with that

this one night at like 2am, i was staggering with him around the deck and a bunch o young teens came walking from somewhere

i had an ice cream cone in my hand,and there was one like 14 year old kid with a che guevara shirt

my brother said i hurled my ice cream cone at him and started screaming about commies and attempted to charge the kid and he had to restrain me

and the kids were in fear and confused and had no idea what was occurring

i was screaming about howi was going to throw him off the side of the boat, he had to drag me away

its good that my brother is almost 300lbs

hmm what else

oh i guess i creepered out hardcore and was trying to order women to sit on my lap, and that they needed to follow my orders

pretty cringe

here's the best part though