wat nigga

i'm doubtful you've had sex

did they feel like bags of sand

>he doesn't initiate sex by assuming the missionary position while mounting a girl

what am i supposed to do, scootch down

until face in vagina

?

Nah, she's from Texas. She's been friends with me on FB for 1+ years. Very Alt Right

Missionary is objectively superior, among others.

But your description is fucked.

@MsNatSocialist well is she polish

@northern_confederate it happened and it was awful and I didn't like it very much for various reasons

https://twitter.com/ByzantineSnake/status/873662255996555265

Borzoi is on a fucking rampage latel

*lately

hes awesome

wish he was in here

borzoi is weak on the scot pilgrim question

I pray I'll be on his show again some day. Kinda got my foot in the door on that one.

Lisa Miller did NOTHING wrong.

which ep?

And Kim Pine is cute I guess.

he did the jew guy one

the grand budhapest hotel

that gu

y

(coming from the guy who is red-head obsessive)

ooo

@Barcode no im not, fuck you

Wha, no

No

(I was talking about myself)

okay

phew

The movie was NOT Grand Budaphest Hotel

It was Moonrise Kingdom

i was gunna say you're an idiot if you think polish man would be attracted to a filthy potato

This song will be playing (for 30 seconds) in @Convo's cheap hotel room when he finally loses his virginity https://youtu.be/lcOxhH8N3Bo?t=1m27s

fuck you i had sex with a 90lb blonde girl with 37DD tits

@D'Marcus Liebowitz Did you know that song was originally written for Meatloaf and he's still pissed it wasn't his?

Also it's about vampires, according to the author.