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gentlemies and gentlemen

hope you're getting that bag tonite 😋 😉

and the bread

lmao

and the holy land

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Deus...

***VULT***

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Excellent hive mind

@Poseidons WarDogg Fetus Deletus!

Excellent..

NOO

I was debating today whether or not to become Christian

what are the pros

none

i regret letting my dog in my room because he keeps farting

oh wait socially acceptable way to not marry

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i actually had to remove the background

;-;

thank you @hel

The pros of being Christian?

You'll have a church and community to participate in.

church girls are good if ur a bachelor

i assume - dont have xp

Nay

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Church girls are awful whores

@Rexxer The Mighty Your parents are fucking shit

It's fun to argue theology with atheists. Especially if you're secretly an atheist or completely familiar with their arguments.

And the part that makes them awful is they're loaded up on extra hypocrisy

they're awful at being whores, even tho they want to be?

as in they're bascially all virgins?

What are the pros of being a Pagan

Virgin sacrifice and hippy girls.

- no deus vult : (

Less judgement.

@ziyauren Exactly