Message from @northern_confederate

Discord ID: 326021511624523776


2017-06-18 15:09:26 UTC  

i hope my funeral looks just like that tbh

2017-06-18 15:10:38 UTC  

might be enough cringe to spring you back to life

2017-06-18 15:10:45 UTC  

nvm i hope it doesnt

2017-06-18 15:17:38 UTC  

y'all got any of them good memes

2017-06-18 15:17:47 UTC  

I'm looking for some FRESH ones

2017-06-18 15:18:02 UTC  

hot out the *oven*

2017-06-18 15:20:17 UTC  

heh, sorry, fresh out
*conspicuously shuffles in front of the oven*

2017-06-18 15:21:08 UTC  

everyone is gay

2017-06-18 15:21:10 UTC  

welcome to the club

2017-06-18 15:22:59 UTC  

also this is now a gamergate discord

2017-06-18 15:23:01 UTC  

fyi

2017-06-18 15:25:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/326019675794178048/DCdsLQbUQAAFrP-.png

2017-06-18 15:28:42 UTC  

lol imagine thinking being a larping sodomite is being in a marriage

2017-06-18 15:30:46 UTC  

brb sharing your #triggered message with my lesbigals

2017-06-18 15:31:14 UTC  

i was confused for a minute

2017-06-18 15:31:29 UTC  

i was wondering how lesbians could sodomise each other but then i remembered dildos exist

2017-06-18 15:31:47 UTC  

i had that same thought tbh

2017-06-18 15:31:55 UTC  

http://i.imgur.com/CkQa0IJ.png this is what the JYT presents to its readers as facts

2017-06-18 15:32:00 UTC  

my conclusion was that sodomy includes oral sex

2017-06-18 15:32:28 UTC  

this is a great image

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/326021355332173824/unknown.png

2017-06-18 15:33:05 UTC  

is that a male or a female rape ape

2017-06-18 15:33:19 UTC  

tbh

2017-06-18 15:33:20 UTC  

idk

2017-06-18 15:34:45 UTC  

OwO

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/326021931042078720/unknown.png

2017-06-18 15:35:41 UTC  

is that your girl

2017-06-18 15:36:20 UTC  

in my dreams yes

2017-06-18 15:38:47 UTC  

im gonna go cuddle with my body pillow while i listen to her speak for an hour

2017-06-18 15:38:48 UTC  

brb

2017-06-18 15:40:00 UTC  

wash up after

2017-06-18 16:03:15 UTC  

Wow she's so cute and so retarded

2017-06-18 16:03:18 UTC  

I'm in love

2017-06-18 16:08:16 UTC  

I wonder what my phone keeps sending to Google while I'm not using it 🤔

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/326030363908374538/Screenshot_20170618-120718.png

2017-06-18 16:14:57 UTC  

It's telling google that you're a bad, bad goy

2017-06-18 16:15:00 UTC  

it's cool, google knows anyone with sprint isn't worth spying on

2017-06-18 16:15:09 UTC  

Lol

2017-06-18 16:15:30 UTC  

They're pretty good when you've been with them for a decade

2017-06-18 16:16:18 UTC  

I had them for awhile until I took a job in a rural area with zero service

2017-06-18 16:16:22 UTC  

Whenever they try pulling one of their Jewish tricks just call to cancel and you get tons of free shit

2017-06-18 16:16:47 UTC  

i don't sign jewish contracts

2017-06-18 16:17:48 UTC  

Smfh he doesn't have the latest and greatest nigg tech contract

2017-06-18 16:18:06 UTC  

"upgrade" every year, goy!!