Message from @Longshanks

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2018-09-25 02:10:48 UTC  

@Dark_Prophit sorry about that, join a vc real quick

2018-09-25 02:12:08 UTC  
2018-09-25 02:14:43 UTC  

hey, someone needs to explain to me what the fuck is going on in that voice text channel

2018-09-25 02:18:09 UTC  

@Happy Humble Hermit I'd tell you if I could, but I have ***no idea***

2018-09-25 02:24:47 UTC  

broke 13k subs bois

2018-09-25 02:26:05 UTC  

Good job!

2018-09-25 02:35:42 UTC  

Hey everyone. What did I miss?

2018-09-25 02:50:53 UTC  

Whats the question?

2018-09-25 02:53:25 UTC  

Nope.

2018-09-25 02:53:31 UTC  

bust dat nut boi @Dark_Prophit

2018-09-25 02:53:34 UTC  

Is she a coworker?

2018-09-25 02:53:42 UTC  

>:)

2018-09-25 02:54:04 UTC  

but it will come with a cost: potentially your job

2018-09-25 02:54:29 UTC  

Nope nop no

2018-09-25 02:54:32 UTC  

slay and pray dog, slay and pray

2018-09-25 02:54:43 UTC  

You gonna get kicked outta college for rape

2018-09-25 02:54:54 UTC  

maybe not, lets get the vitals

2018-09-25 02:55:01 UTC  

All sex is rape

2018-09-25 02:55:17 UTC  

are you good looking, are you stooping low to her SMV-wise?

2018-09-25 02:55:24 UTC  

if so, you could get away with slay and pray

2018-09-25 02:55:31 UTC  

I think

2018-09-25 02:55:56 UTC  

You know what epse is sweet. Not getting accused of rape

2018-09-25 02:56:00 UTC  

yea...that BS

2018-09-25 02:56:40 UTC  

^ sorry that is a lie

2018-09-25 02:56:44 UTC  

Read"rich"

2018-09-25 02:56:48 UTC  

she probably likes to folded up like a pretzel

2018-09-25 02:57:00 UTC  

and get disk hernias

2018-09-25 02:57:48 UTC  

if she sees you as "cultured" uh that's not good

2018-09-25 02:58:00 UTC  

Look man surrender your base immoral desires for thots. There is only one true path. Embrace the church of the waifu

2018-09-25 02:58:02 UTC  

perhaps its best to move on to the local roadwhore

2018-09-25 02:58:22 UTC  

are you a virgin? @Dark_Prophit

2018-09-25 02:58:43 UTC  

in that case, as a responsible adult, I must tell you to fold her in half

2018-09-25 02:59:01 UTC  

then get waifu

2018-09-25 02:59:05 UTC  

Cock her like a second hand slug gun

2018-09-25 02:59:14 UTC  

Pound her like she is the bank of England

2018-09-25 02:59:17 UTC  

I would strongly suggest you stay away from college girls.

2018-09-25 02:59:29 UTC  

Until she is wetter than an Asian monsoon 😂 😂

2018-09-25 02:59:57 UTC  

But if in doubt. Do go without. College bitches can be stitches

2018-09-25 03:00:41 UTC  

Good man

2018-09-25 03:00:47 UTC  

Title IX, nuff said

2018-09-25 03:01:14 UTC  

Like I said. On college all sex is rape. And they will kick you out faster than uncle phil kicks will out when hes on some bullshit