Message from @Dick Masterson

Discord ID: 496120254615781378


2018-10-01 00:31:48 UTC  

just a way to get alimony without requiring the guy to actually sign a contract

2018-10-01 00:32:24 UTC  

Besides, I want kids

2018-10-01 00:32:58 UTC  

Well I hope for your and their sakes that she doesn't divorce you.

2018-10-01 00:33:14 UTC  

But 50% is really high

2018-10-01 00:33:24 UTC  

I'm keeping my pimp hand strong

2018-10-01 00:33:51 UTC  

hahaha

2018-10-01 00:34:24 UTC  

If you don't mind me asking, where do you live by chance? @Kazemaru

2018-10-01 00:34:31 UTC  

Brasil

2018-10-01 00:35:28 UTC  

Straight men of my age in here are becoming scarce

2018-10-01 00:35:37 UTC  

🤔 , don't know much about the laws there. So maybe a pimp hand is possible, but my guess is unlikely.

2018-10-01 00:36:15 UTC  

By 30, if a woman is single, she gets full desperate mode

2018-10-01 00:36:41 UTC  

I dumped my ex who hit 30

2018-10-01 00:36:47 UTC  

hahahahaha imagine her disappointment

2018-10-01 00:36:54 UTC  

like FUCK, being dumped at 30 >_<

2018-10-01 00:37:25 UTC  

call me casper the friendly ghost, i go through wall while she hits it

2018-10-01 00:37:33 UTC  

@Shaunussoh, I CAN imagine 😏

2018-10-01 00:39:10 UTC  

There's 60k murders per year, 80% males between 15-30

2018-10-01 00:40:06 UTC  

Add the gays, and.... Voile, 8 million desperate women

2018-10-01 00:41:12 UTC  

Huh, male scarcity does help.

2018-10-01 00:41:16 UTC  

Hey who remembers that bitch on the Metro that got the life smacked out of her

2018-10-01 00:44:46 UTC  

The sound of his hand hitting her face is like two stars colliding it was one of the best sounds I've ever heard in my life

2018-10-01 00:55:03 UTC  

@Hybrid maybe zodd or Andrew should give you the role of "poltergeist"

2018-10-01 00:55:30 UTC  

brb cigarettes

2018-10-01 00:56:56 UTC  

@Deleted User can't you take your phone with you?

2018-10-01 00:58:03 UTC  

@Kazemaru Ill promise i will be nice

2018-10-01 00:58:47 UTC  

@Hybrid dude I think he was just joking with you

2018-10-01 00:58:59 UTC  

I know lol

2018-10-01 00:59:10 UTC  

I dig sarcasm

2018-10-01 00:59:40 UTC  

@Hybrid me too

2018-10-01 01:00:54 UTC  

I'm on a laptop

2018-10-01 01:01:13 UTC  

easier to have a sig 😉

2018-10-01 01:02:14 UTC  

@Deleted User when you go out to smoke a cig do you go out to the balcony or what

2018-10-01 01:02:40 UTC  

no outside. no smoking allowed on property...must leave the building.

2018-10-01 01:03:21 UTC  

@Deleted User if I were you I would take a chair outside and sit down with my laptop and a cigarette in my mouth

2018-10-01 01:04:52 UTC  

no...the homeless will ask me nonstop for smokes or money

2018-10-01 01:05:15 UTC  

@Deleted User damn that sucks

2018-10-01 01:06:43 UTC  

Has everybody here watched Avengers Infinity War cuz I want to say something about it and I don't want to spoil anybody

2018-10-01 01:09:37 UTC  

I didn't watched, but I was spoil alredy

2018-10-01 01:10:43 UTC  

Peharps that could be the last profitable movie of marvelstudios

2018-10-01 01:11:51 UTC  

@Kazemaru damn it I was going to say that

2018-10-01 01:11:52 UTC  

Probably, maybe part 2 could be good too