Yes

hahahahahaha

Someone told me if she doesn't leave in 11 years, your mostly safe. But I'm not sure about that statement.

common law marriages work differently in different places

for instance up here in shit canada it applys after 2 years in bc and alberta i think

@shadowlessnexus aye, laws in here are not as screw up as the west

Didn't think about that.

common law marriage lol. what a fucking scam

just a way to get alimony without requiring the guy to actually sign a contract

Besides, I want kids

Well I hope for your and their sakes that she doesn't divorce you.

But 50% is really high

I'm keeping my pimp hand strong

hahaha

If you don't mind me asking, where do you live by chance? @Kazemaru

Brasil

Straight men of my age in here are becoming scarce

🤔 , don't know much about the laws there. So maybe a pimp hand is possible, but my guess is unlikely.

By 30, if a woman is single, she gets full desperate mode

I dumped my ex who hit 30

hahahahaha imagine her disappointment

like FUCK, being dumped at 30 >_<

call me casper the friendly ghost, i go through wall while she hits it

@Shaunussoh, I CAN imagine 😏

There's 60k murders per year, 80% males between 15-30

Add the gays, and.... Voile, 8 million desperate women

Huh, male scarcity does help.

Hey who remembers that bitch on the Metro that got the life smacked out of her

The sound of his hand hitting her face is like two stars colliding it was one of the best sounds I've ever heard in my life

@Hybrid maybe zodd or Andrew should give you the role of "poltergeist"

brb cigarettes

@Deleted User can't you take your phone with you?

@Kazemaru Ill promise i will be nice

@Hybrid dude I think he was just joking with you

I know lol

I dig sarcasm

@Hybrid me too

I'm on a laptop

easier to have a sig 😉

@Deleted User when you go out to smoke a cig do you go out to the balcony or what

no outside. no smoking allowed on property...must leave the building.