i know. it sucks. i have a few ideas to fuck with her but idk if its worth it. i was thinking about getting this shit online called liquid ass and spraying it in her car lmfao

LMFAOOOOOOO LIQUID ASS THIS MAN'S A SAVAGE

haha that was my tame idea lol. do you think i should do it?

up to you, you know when people give you advice you can always blame them for 'bad' advice

lol im not like that and i dont even know you guys

i guess im just wondering what others would do in my situatiojn

if i was you? confront her directly or ask nicely

being passive aggressive never works

lol ive already asked and shes a bitch

oh an uncooperative neighbour... where have i heard this before

well

she's abusing your basic rights

ive already played anooying ass loud music and it doesnt seem to bother her haha. i think im gonna go with the lquid asss or get an air horn for the middle of the night lol. i hate this shit though haha i dont wanna do this

They make a thing that emits a sound evertime it barks.

get those speakers that south korea blasts kpop into north korea with

^

lol i already use a dog whistle on it

Time To get the **real artillery **

Just fucking blast her house with k pop sound waves

haha ill give it a shot. the other day i went to my friends house for like 2 hours and i had lil pump songs on repeat blasting super loud

it must not have bothered her though.

she has purple hair and a missing tooth lol. and has random dudes over all the time

@ddaavvee Not really much you can do except move. If she's not going to change and you're not going to kill it then the easiest solution is to stop hearing it. Maybe some soundproofing headphones, ear plugs or sound proofing the room. Sounds like she's not violating any rights.

I love animals, but if it were a real issue for me, I would seriously consider solving the problem with special treats.

Another solution is to get friendly with the dog, then take it to another side of town when she's not looking.

lmfao i like that idea

That's what a friend of mine did. Took the dumbasss dog to the pound and left it there.

It got adopted by someone else lol

i actually really like that idea haha. i think it has an electric fence collar on though so ill have to see how to take that off

Just get friendly with the neighbor. Pet the dog while she's out with it. That way you can get a close up look at the collar and she won't suspect you when the deed is done.

shes never out with it. she doesnt pay any attention to it. but ill go over there and pet him. thanks for the idea haha

could i go to jail or anything if i get caught lol. the dog is huge

Maybe, if she makes a complaint about you.

So i looked it up. They call them dog silencers.

They emit a sound every time it detects the dog barking.

supposed to train the dog not to bark.

this time is supposed to be active wtf happened

Maybe people are just sick of ur shit

Also it is a Monday. Mondays suck

Ok ill say this.
I only notice when i go to far a while after it happened so please tell me when i fuck up.

Don't worry about it your good