Its been 31 minutes and this bit is betting old

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i say how long its been since the last text and its getting oldd

Hey what's up guys I was wondering if any of you could give me some advice

On what @ddaavvee

i live next to a single mother. she has 3 kids from 3 different dads lol. Anyways she puts her dog out every morning at 6:30 am and it wakes me up and im not sure what to do.

i live in a small town and i talked to the people at the township building and they sent her a letter but it did no good and they even told me they have no authority to actually do anything

Get a bigger and a louder dog

lol i already have a dog and she's well behaved. shes 15. but i really wanna do something to fuck with my neighbor but idk if its worth it

Give the dog some chocolate and GG dog.

gg dog? what does that mean lol

GG = Good Game, basically it's like saying game over.

.. lol

haha my beef is more with my neighbor than the dog. ive gone over and pet it and its really friendly, just retarded

Kind of a hard situation to deal with.

i know. it sucks. i have a few ideas to fuck with her but idk if its worth it. i was thinking about getting this shit online called liquid ass and spraying it in her car lmfao

LMFAOOOOOOO LIQUID ASS THIS MAN'S A SAVAGE

haha that was my tame idea lol. do you think i should do it?

up to you, you know when people give you advice you can always blame them for 'bad' advice

lol im not like that and i dont even know you guys

i guess im just wondering what others would do in my situatiojn

if i was you? confront her directly or ask nicely

being passive aggressive never works

lol ive already asked and shes a bitch

oh an uncooperative neighbour... where have i heard this before

well

she's abusing your basic rights

ive already played anooying ass loud music and it doesnt seem to bother her haha. i think im gonna go with the lquid asss or get an air horn for the middle of the night lol. i hate this shit though haha i dont wanna do this

They make a thing that emits a sound evertime it barks.

get those speakers that south korea blasts kpop into north korea with

^

lol i already use a dog whistle on it

Time To get the **real artillery **

Just fucking blast her house with k pop sound waves

haha ill give it a shot. the other day i went to my friends house for like 2 hours and i had lil pump songs on repeat blasting super loud

it must not have bothered her though.

she has purple hair and a missing tooth lol. and has random dudes over all the time

@ddaavvee Not really much you can do except move. If she's not going to change and you're not going to kill it then the easiest solution is to stop hearing it. Maybe some soundproofing headphones, ear plugs or sound proofing the room. Sounds like she's not violating any rights.

I love animals, but if it were a real issue for me, I would seriously consider solving the problem with special treats.

Another solution is to get friendly with the dog, then take it to another side of town when she's not looking.

lmfao i like that idea