I fuck myself all the time

With a dragon dildo?

WAIT NO LET'S NOT MAKE THIS GAY

Go on

A what?

FORGET IT

YOU SAW NOTHING

Will I regret googling this?

50/50

Google it and find out

If you've seen one dildo you've seen them all

Bro... How do you even know what the fuck this is?

Also, how do they know what a dragon dick looks like?

Don't kink shame the dude for wanting a high quality horse dildo

First day on the internet I see

WTTI

Get my cats a giant cat tower and find them both passed out on the bathroom floor

My cat tower just fell apart

One of them 9/11ed it

I lol'd

Was the tower Nakatomi brand?

Nope

Nope

i have a milf fetish

but even they on those dumb games

cause many guys who have a milf fetish

They can choose from like 5 guys a night at the bar

I had one tell me to sit across from her and she started talking to me but I was too autistic to understand

I don't know what this conversation is but i am too afraid to ask

Milfs being able to get simps after 40

Oh?

They're like sharks man

Dang

If they are sharks, pretend to be bait

go shark fishing

Well I am a master baiter

lol

If it's 11pm and you're throwing pussy out

You'll find a taker

If I'm 4 jack and cokes in I don't care if she has a peg leg

Peg leg is preference no.1