U called tfm

If you see the pic of him with his infant child you wouldn't say "that man is depressed"

Many conspiracies but lemme tell you the truth

He was also on heroin, not so great when making good choices

What, you don't do heroin before heading to work?

Do I have a problem?

I do coke

b4 school am i cool?

You're normal

I do cocaine like an adult

Do the bubbles tickle your nose?

wait wait

what's y'all favorite color

lol

Pink

Chartreuse

Fight me

periwinkle or go fuck yourself

Welp guess I'm fucking myself

Another day another fap

I fuck myself all the time

With a dragon dildo?

WAIT NO LET'S NOT MAKE THIS GAY

Go on

A what?

FORGET IT

YOU SAW NOTHING

Will I regret googling this?

50/50

Google it and find out

If you've seen one dildo you've seen them all

Bro... How do you even know what the fuck this is?

Also, how do they know what a dragon dick looks like?

Don't kink shame the dude for wanting a high quality horse dildo

First day on the internet I see

WTTI

Get my cats a giant cat tower and find them both passed out on the bathroom floor

My cat tower just fell apart

One of them 9/11ed it

I lol'd

Was the tower Nakatomi brand?