b4 school am i cool?

You're normal

I do cocaine like an adult

Do the bubbles tickle your nose?

wait wait

what's y'all favorite color

lol

Pink

Chartreuse

Fight me

periwinkle or go fuck yourself

Welp guess I'm fucking myself

Another day another fap

I fuck myself all the time

With a dragon dildo?

WAIT NO LET'S NOT MAKE THIS GAY

Go on

A what?

FORGET IT

YOU SAW NOTHING

Will I regret googling this?

50/50

Google it and find out

If you've seen one dildo you've seen them all

Bro... How do you even know what the fuck this is?

Also, how do they know what a dragon dick looks like?

Don't kink shame the dude for wanting a high quality horse dildo

First day on the internet I see

WTTI

Get my cats a giant cat tower and find them both passed out on the bathroom floor

My cat tower just fell apart

One of them 9/11ed it

I lol'd

Was the tower Nakatomi brand?

Nope

Nope

i have a milf fetish

but even they on those dumb games

cause many guys who have a milf fetish

They can choose from like 5 guys a night at the bar

I had one tell me to sit across from her and she started talking to me but I was too autistic to understand