ElliotAscending
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Whats up guys?
Chillin, how do you call from discord?
what do you mean?
I think some men just breakdown and accept their fate never fighting for themselves.
Whats up guys?
Why though, what is so appealing about it?
Therea re plenty of chubby 22 year olds
Do GILFS even have sex on account o of biology at taht age?
When is the hard stop for women when it comes to sex?
That has been going on forever
75 years old with gonorrhea
No condoms because no one can get pregnant
Who gives a fuck if your dick looks like a red leaky corn cob at 75, just take pain meds for your back and geet back in there
A nursing home full of ex-thots in 40 years
lol
That one guy that survived and is surrounded by women
Do men still die 10 years earlier?
on average
Sometimes I wonder if my Grandfather actually killed himself
to escape, bascially tapped out
Bourdain had to have done it over the news, not one fucking person in 65ish years knew he had any type of depression?
"Tony was deppressed???" Durrr
I'm sure Robin felt alone
If his wife loved him and knew he had problems, mental or not, and he had enough money where she didn't have to do ANYTHING ELSE, why not look after him?
Yep
I don't blame "women" I blame his wife
He was also on heroin, not so great when making good choices
I do cocaine like an adult
periwinkle or go fuck yourself
I fuck myself all the time
A what?
Will I regret googling this?
Bro... How do you even know what the fuck this is?
Also, how do they know what a dragon dick looks like?
Was the tower Nakatomi brand?
If they are sharks, pretend to be bait
go shark fishing
lol
only 4? those are rookie numbers
I have an idea... I was going to fake a financial portfolio summery and leave it on the counter... just to see what happens.
2.2 million
My accountatnt is a bad spellr
If you shave your ass and wear a wig I might be down
Good enough, I'm not picky
My ass has dreadlocks its so hairy
@ToastMcGhost Looks in the mirror "I'd fuck me"
How often does Hermit do call ins?
I just found him today
"not less" = more
I'm seriously thinking about gettin a doll
Is there a doll review site?
pornhub has sex dolls?
The minority guy was funny if joking, scary if not
where does he say it?
just marriage
trick question
Never get married
There is no benefit
Dwayne Johnson and John Cena, two of the biggest "nice guys" said "NOPE" to marriage
The Rock even has kids with a woman
I"M PREGNANT, we need to get married
= unplanned
12 months later... "Shouldnt that baby have been born by now?"
what is school days?
If you can't fuck it, chuck it. Dont waste time looking
My Dingaling - Chuck Berry
what?
we got the meats
smells like one too
SMEL IT
toot toot
Cat lady Sue
She is now Susan
Happy Winter Time Everyone!
Alex Jones? Doesnt he have a website?
Must be the gay frogs
If the water is turning the frogs gay, are the reptilians also turning gay?
I cant post links?
Search Youtube "gay frogs with alex jones....."
Best I could do
Happy Birthday JESUS!
We actually don't know if he was born at all... They could have made up any date...
Hercules was born on October 31 1276...
But a book says it
The best part is when they buy you gifts with your money
And get it wrong
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