Message from @ToastMcGhost
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WAIT NO LET'S NOT MAKE THIS GAY
Go on
A what?
FORGET IT
YOU SAW NOTHING
Will I regret googling this?
50/50
Google it and find out
If you've seen one dildo you've seen them all
Bro... How do you even know what the fuck this is?
Also, how do they know what a dragon dick looks like?
Don't kink shame the dude for wanting a high quality horse dildo
First day on the internet I see
WTTI
Get my cats a giant cat tower and find them both passed out on the bathroom floor
My cat tower just fell apart
One of them 9/11ed it
I lol'd
Was the tower Nakatomi brand?
Nope
i have a milf fetish
but even they on those dumb games
cause many guys who have a milf fetish
They can choose from like 5 guys a night at the bar
I had one tell me to sit across from her and she started talking to me but I was too autistic to understand
I don't know what this conversation is but i am too afraid to ask
Milfs being able to get simps after 40
Oh?
They're like sharks man
Dang
If they are sharks, pretend to be bait
go shark fishing
Well I am a master baiter
lol
If it's 11pm and you're throwing pussy out
You'll find a taker
If I'm 4 jack and cokes in I don't care if she has a peg leg
Peg leg is preference no.1
Close the night out early
only 4? those are rookie numbers