Message from @sam from jimmy neutron

Discord ID: 584734787160375297


2019-06-02 13:05:36 UTC  

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2019-06-02 13:05:40 UTC  

Like my profile pic background color

2019-06-02 13:07:38 UTC  

Well do

2019-06-02 13:07:42 UTC  

Prolly later

2019-06-02 13:07:48 UTC  

Computer so far away

2019-06-02 13:09:25 UTC  

ganbatte yoba-san

2019-06-02 13:15:39 UTC  

<:avoblush:531968585992634369>

2019-06-02 13:16:14 UTC  

Pardon

2019-06-02 13:17:42 UTC  

nani maroon

2019-06-02 13:19:47 UTC  

Whenever someone types pardon I immediately think of this video

2019-06-02 13:20:10 UTC  
2019-06-02 13:23:21 UTC  

https://webm.red/K1Ab.webm

2019-06-02 13:25:14 UTC  

2019-06-02 13:25:23 UTC  

yes

2019-06-02 13:25:27 UTC  

c o c k a n d b a l l t o r t u r e

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2019-06-02 13:25:47 UTC  

(;

2019-06-02 13:26:29 UTC  

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2019-06-02 13:27:05 UTC  

imagine getting ur balls and ass waxed

2019-06-02 13:27:07 UTC  

what the fuck

2019-06-02 13:27:17 UTC  

Ouchie

2019-06-02 13:27:24 UTC  

Cock and ball torture

2019-06-02 13:27:34 UTC  

i like waxing

2019-06-02 13:28:01 UTC  

I worked on a ranch one summer taking care of dairy cows 🐄 and I'll tell ya something about baby cows: they give the best blowjobs ur ever gonna get. See, a mother cow's udders are about the same size as a dick, so its just instict for a calf to latch on and start sucking, AND BOY DO THEY SUCK, like bois, they REALLY want the jizz 😩 I had a favorite, her name was 852 and she absolutely adored me ❤ and would get soooo excited when i came around for my routine morning "milking" 💦💦💦 (oh gawd, im getting a massive boner just typing this) She was such a good girl.

2019-06-02 13:28:11 UTC  

it’s more efficient than shaving and it kind of stings but it’s nothing compared to like, plucking your eyebrows yknow

2019-06-02 13:28:23 UTC  

bro u gay

2019-06-02 13:28:24 UTC  

oh no

2019-06-02 13:28:27 UTC  

Do you wax your coochie and goochie

2019-06-02 13:28:53 UTC  

too expensive

2019-06-02 13:29:06 UTC  

just my eyebrows and sometimes my armpits

2019-06-02 13:29:13 UTC  

i hate spending money hehe

2019-06-02 13:29:25 UTC  

Me too I Jewish

2019-06-02 13:29:52 UTC  

me too hehe

2019-06-02 13:30:06 UTC  

<:music_frogg:513693002989043742>

2019-06-02 13:30:21 UTC  

I just like to save money for something expensive

2019-06-02 13:30:36 UTC  

yes that

2019-06-02 13:30:51 UTC  

but also so that i’ll have a good amount of money after buying expensive thing

2019-06-02 13:31:50 UTC  

what

2019-06-02 13:32:15 UTC  

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2019-06-02 13:32:21 UTC  

so let’s say i want to buy something that’s a hundred dollars