that’s so sweet rick

rick ROLL

I like randomizers

*cue theme*

I got regice as starter and found wild mew

thank you, Twitter, very cool

Robocop. ((FORT NITEROGEN CHILL))

X MARKS THE QUADS 0000

@sam from jimmy neutron stolen pic

@Mia you said you didn’t want to be mint but never told me what color you wanted

Oh uhh

Burgundy red

Like my profile pic background color

Well do

Prolly later

Computer so far away

ganbatte yoba-san

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Pardon

nani maroon

Whenever someone types pardon I immediately think of this video

https://youtu.be/VUzoJrfJQBw

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1559432884206.webm

https://webm.red/K1Ab.webm

yes

c o c k a n d b a l l t o r t u r e

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imagine getting ur balls and ass waxed

what the fuck

Ouchie

Cock and ball torture

i like waxing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PygIgpmxuys

I worked on a ranch one summer taking care of dairy cows 🐄 and I'll tell ya something about baby cows: they give the best blowjobs ur ever gonna get. See, a mother cow's udders are about the same size as a dick, so its just instict for a calf to latch on and start sucking, AND BOY DO THEY SUCK, like bois, they REALLY want the jizz 😩 I had a favorite, her name was 852 and she absolutely adored me ❤ and would get soooo excited when i came around for my routine morning "milking" 💦💦💦 (oh gawd, im getting a massive boner just typing this) She was such a good girl.

it’s more efficient than shaving and it kind of stings but it’s nothing compared to like, plucking your eyebrows yknow

bro u gay