c o c k a n d b a l l t o r t u r e

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imagine getting ur balls and ass waxed

what the fuck

Ouchie

Cock and ball torture

i like waxing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PygIgpmxuys

I worked on a ranch one summer taking care of dairy cows 🐄 and I'll tell ya something about baby cows: they give the best blowjobs ur ever gonna get. See, a mother cow's udders are about the same size as a dick, so its just instict for a calf to latch on and start sucking, AND BOY DO THEY SUCK, like bois, they REALLY want the jizz 😩 I had a favorite, her name was 852 and she absolutely adored me ❤ and would get soooo excited when i came around for my routine morning "milking" 💦💦💦 (oh gawd, im getting a massive boner just typing this) She was such a good girl.

it’s more efficient than shaving and it kind of stings but it’s nothing compared to like, plucking your eyebrows yknow

bro u gay

oh no

Do you wax your coochie and goochie

too expensive

just my eyebrows and sometimes my armpits

i hate spending money hehe

Me too I Jewish

me too hehe

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I just like to save money for something expensive

yes that

but also so that i’ll have a good amount of money after buying expensive thing

what

so let’s say i want to buy something that’s a hundred dollars

i’ll save until i have two hundred dollars, then buy the thing

yknow

I need to kick inactive niggers

do it bby

@everyone

???just buy it vro

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Ok I did beeg purge

cool

I played my randomized pokémon ruby

gimme mod

Ok

No nigger