dude thats not cashmoney at all

ew

Thiis morning I reached 36 hours of hardcore edging fueled by otc cold medicine and meth I smoked out of an aquarium heater. I had been fixating on shaven female armpits that featured large moles and I shut you not as my toes began to curl I heard a voice call to me. It was the ghost of s long dead Japanese sailor from wolrd war 2, he told me secrets of everlasting orgasm. All I need to find is the glass eye of a dead man and the semen of a virgin albino. Using ancient secret Asian rituals to commune with what you call Satan I will be able to unlock my testicle gland and see j to the hidden erotic world around us. His will allow me to release erotic energies and control those around me. I'm terrified of what I may do but I know zi must do it.

Does anyone know of any talismans I can create or obtain that will help keep evil from my heart?

hot

Akkobutt

Need

Some akkobutt

Where did you get this copy pasta?

What copy pasta

The 36 hours of edging

You don’t think I’m capable?

honest man

I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss
DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a
THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or
"this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs.
I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose.
I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and
arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool'
in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.

tbh

ok

just want an akko wife

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hell o fraggots

hi

how is everyone

i am tired

Then go to church. I'll- Jesus will bless you with wonderful dreams as well as 5 days of pure, relaxing, sleep.

wow

I want some fucking cock godammit

All you had to do was ask

every bitch ass nigga from discord lives too far away

Im angery

ANGERY

grrrr

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WHERE YOU LIVE THEN

ANGERY BOI

southamerica

Road trip to give this guy cock

Oh fuck no I’m not going to South America

South America is practically law less

Niggas be settling disputes with machetes

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa why

I mean yes but I got a big machete so dont worry

aren't things stupidly expensive for consumers in south america