Message from @ProbablyNotAPear

Discord ID: 602642220444549161


2019-07-21 22:49:09 UTC  

I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss
DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a
THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or
"this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs.
I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose.
I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and
arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool'
in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.

2019-07-21 22:49:23 UTC  

tbh

2019-07-21 22:49:42 UTC  

ok

2019-07-21 22:52:50 UTC  

just want an akko wife

2019-07-21 22:54:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/511428611727687690/602634496743047168/arthoes1.mp3

2019-07-21 22:54:53 UTC  

<:music_frogg:513693002989043742>

2019-07-21 23:19:37 UTC  

hell o fraggots

2019-07-21 23:19:44 UTC  

hi

2019-07-21 23:20:16 UTC  

how is everyone

2019-07-21 23:21:27 UTC  

i am tired

2019-07-21 23:22:14 UTC  

Then go to church. I'll- Jesus will bless you with wonderful dreams as well as 5 days of pure, relaxing, sleep.

2019-07-21 23:22:25 UTC  

wow

2019-07-21 23:22:35 UTC  

I want some fucking cock godammit

2019-07-21 23:22:54 UTC  

All you had to do was ask

2019-07-21 23:24:18 UTC  

every bitch ass nigga from discord lives too far away

2019-07-21 23:24:28 UTC  

Im angery

2019-07-21 23:24:31 UTC  

ANGERY

2019-07-21 23:24:34 UTC  

grrrr

2019-07-21 23:24:50 UTC  

<:Hammer:511746508073336832>

2019-07-21 23:24:54 UTC  

WHERE YOU LIVE THEN

2019-07-21 23:25:01 UTC  

ANGERY BOI

2019-07-21 23:25:07 UTC  

southamerica

2019-07-21 23:25:16 UTC  

Road trip to give this guy cock

2019-07-21 23:25:25 UTC  

Oh fuck no I’m not going to South America

2019-07-21 23:25:40 UTC  

South America is practically law less

2019-07-21 23:25:58 UTC  

Niggas be settling disputes with machetes

2019-07-21 23:26:15 UTC  

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa why

2019-07-21 23:26:30 UTC  

I mean yes but I got a big machete so dont worry

2019-07-21 23:26:41 UTC  

aren't things stupidly expensive for consumers in south america

2019-07-21 23:26:59 UTC  

nah 1 dolar is like

2019-07-21 23:27:02 UTC  

a lot

2019-07-21 23:27:09 UTC  

like tech

2019-07-21 23:27:11 UTC  

isn't tech expensive there

2019-07-21 23:27:32 UTC  

you coming here to fuck my bussy not to buy an xbox one wtf

2019-07-21 23:27:43 UTC  

nigga come on now

2019-07-21 23:27:48 UTC  

what

2019-07-21 23:28:28 UTC  

you don't have a bussy

2019-07-21 23:30:16 UTC  

I mean i think its cool enough

2019-07-21 23:30:21 UTC  

no bulli

2019-07-21 23:31:47 UTC  

so uh

2019-07-21 23:31:51 UTC  

*what's this I'm hearing about*