rest in piss

nigtard out here

This is illegal u know

Stop breaking the LAW

Then we will talk about mercy AFTER you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule

Why are birds chirping at 1am

Fucking dumb dumb birds

Going to capture thise birds

How do you tear a square of your screen off

Fucking bananas

I can get off many times in 3 hours but I can't sit there and stroke my peen for 3 whole hours and not want to commit glass neck

Because I might get hungry

And it takes a while to get a pleasurable amount of cummé stored back up unless I want to mindlessly jerk my empty ween

Hey man

Traps are cool and all

But I'm no peepee poopoo buttpirate

Fucking exhausting more like

Jackhammer my dick back to the void where it came from

Also why is an underage telling me how fun masturbating is

GA changed the age if consent

Legally I cannot talk to you about my penis

RE4 man called

He said

"No way fag"

Getting some authentic Chinese food y'all want anything?

Got some polluted lo mein and waste water mongorian chiiken

You know me

Always gaming around

Dabbing on Winnie the Pooh and other street tankers

heya hoya

chuck xi xing pong and fuck niggers too

Dab onany and all forms of Chinese at all oppurtunities

Especially at all costs

emojibros must stick together against the discolored shilocks

i should have gone to the jap place they grill shit in front of you

They usually have their shit readied up and front but I thought they'd have sine stuff out so I can grab and go

Tldr

They had nothing and I had to wait for eastern fast food

Take off ur socks

Problemo solved

Fuck

Ma'am please just take the damn tootsies off

Joey's food tour review here

Mind if I vore some footella?

Imagine jacj the ripper but instead of ripping he just vored women on the streets

Jack the Vore-ager

Jeff the Killer but he anal vores his victims

y'all want som fagwash?

Why are u so reatarded

Have you ever tried

Sticking the key in your fucking belly button

So it doesn't get lost

you fool

I'm gonna need some verification on these claims

Youngest squanto

No belly button should be small

unless I deem it as such

Y'all ever just

get offered a boof pass

by some random fucker

cumme

Y'all fucking retards wanna see my.birb

mien birb

not mine but i like em

we sold the cockatiel

my cinure bites

i have ti pay him off to bring him home and train him properly

also phoneposting rn ignore the quality of my texts

Also a cockatoo the birb lady owns

her name is sweety and she's very nice

Retards stand strong on mobile

she'll say hi sweety and at her beak on her cage

My bird is probably.gonna learn how to say fuck

and other such words

Because I get mad at video games online

Play Monster Hunter

Banokes btfo

Do u have world on pc

Or just gen u on switch

Cus I have PC World

Oh yeah

that's wife material

Except I'm not a soynyfag

PC mustardcuck

Better have a cute huntress

Ur friend paid his rent in PS4

based and soynypilled

U should play the AT Leshen mission with me whrn it releases

>u cant remember when im at on pc

what

Wow u didn't even beat Xeno

u fuckin nerd

>xenocum deux

I will never play "let's show them a thing or 3"

I have today off

Play Monster Hunter right now

Oh wait

I dunno if I want to because of my fucking controller

If u want to I'll fucking bash my controller into working

BED TIME