ULTIMATE LOLI JESUS CHRIST
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Give me your money
You must pay the weekly fee to live.
If you are commencing masturbation, you must make sure you've paid dick rent. If you haven't you will lose cock privelege. Just a reminder
Damn
To avoid being banned from existence, pay 3 mil
Imagine not being rich lmao
Pay off if needed
I have a patreon
I thought <#233561991153844224> was so people can find things. No one has any of the recipes so my daughter can have a wonderful 6th birthday party.
They can't get me the recipes I need
I just want my daughter Maria to be happy
Who wants to help me kill God. He must die. No matter what.
He's my father. The same man who orchestrated the murder of my daughter
His influence is uncanny
Soup isn't cute tho
I'd never poop into ketamine. That's illegal
XD is gay. use LMAO instead
rlly?
Im blue?
No make me bright pink
im a special case
You gotta make me bright pink
I'm literally Jesus
Aahh make me a pink blue
brown ugli
Swear words...
same @feet pic machine
The body isn't a tool to gain superiority
that's illegal
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thats illegal
yeah it is... it's illegal
I am calling the police
I may forgive ur sins, but the police won't
u like toes?
Yeah you do
explain ur DeviantART search history. All I see is feet and toes
explain ur search history
Yeah
Keanu Reeves is the only one for me
No
Only Corgis
Heaven is where I live
It's in Japan
I'm scared
That's racist pock
Yeah
That's racist
Women can be gay. It just has a different name
str8 women only like men for that Y chromosome
And all men are gay
You cant
Men have XY and women have XX. Str8 men want that X chromosome, and women have two. But they also have one, so they can plunder other men for that X chromosome
It's also why lesbians can let a guy join in on their sexual tension
pock is a racist
I don't appreciate pock
He should come back to The Bible
Read my Manga
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I am 2069 yrs old
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Don't do that
That's illegal
Pock u fuckin racist
Oh. Okay
Bye
Stay holy
Keanu Reeves should notice me more
That's what I need
My titties are so small I have craters for breasts
No
That's illegal
Harry Potter Cauldron. Use only whole ingredients. Don't chop anything
Don't squish it either
Just pop it right in there with zero preparations
Water is acidic and dissolves everything
Entire rocks of pure salt
UwU
Is the toilet on the wall?
oh hell yeah
Mine is everywhere
I relocate it all with my holy powers
My favorite screenshot
Oh heck that's me on the left there
I'm short
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