Message from @ProbablyNotAPear
Discord ID: 602642191021506595
honest man
I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss
DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a
THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or
"this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs.
I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose.
I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and
arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool'
in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.
tbh
ok
just want an akko wife
<:music_frogg:513693002989043742>
hell o fraggots
hi
how is everyone
i am tired
Then go to church. I'll- Jesus will bless you with wonderful dreams as well as 5 days of pure, relaxing, sleep.
wow
I want some fucking cock godammit
All you had to do was ask
every bitch ass nigga from discord lives too far away
Im angery
ANGERY
grrrr
<:Hammer:511746508073336832>
ANGERY BOI
southamerica
Road trip to give this guy cock
Oh fuck no I’m not going to South America
South America is practically law less
Niggas be settling disputes with machetes
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa why
I mean yes but I got a big machete so dont worry
aren't things stupidly expensive for consumers in south america
nah 1 dolar is like
a lot
like tech
isn't tech expensive there
you coming here to fuck my bussy not to buy an xbox one wtf
nigga come on now
what
you don't have a bussy
I mean i think its cool enough
no bulli
so uh