bad tan if u wanna know juice conspiracies just ask ur gf

Yeah i will only charge $1,488

if she'd actually be my wife id pay but.. cmon man

youre overcharging

Its worth it you know it

does that include removing kyle from the picture?

Not to anyone else but to you it is

Removing kyle will cost $1,973

on top of the initial 1488 or?

On top

Helicopters be expensive yo

im sure i can find a better deal

helicopters are over the top

I'll front you the money if you record your life as a reality show but only I can see the tapes

deal

Hahahahaha

@northern_confederate i want in on tapes

I'd pay to see that shit

im not recording the breeding tho

fyi

See, you can make your shekels back @badtanman

I'll set up an ownership schedule we'll be coinvestors

*rubs hands*

>they think they're the ones winning in this deal

kek

yeah don't record the breeding I don't wanna see a nigger having sex

TFW no redheaded crazy eyed waifu that gives ya handies while telling ya about Crystal Trees

dude stop

my heart cant handle it

can i get a discount since i already have a gov job?

dont need that perk

is she ag pilled

idk what that means

does it have anything to do with the incredibly talented producer ag cook?

Minneapolis mayor cucking hard, she might need some alt-right love:

https://twitter.com/MayorHodges/status/887766079812120577

top reply is us, upvote

You wouldn't understand the ag pill it is too hyperborean @badtanman

and wow that mod looks like a total pole smoker @queenarchitect

why the fuck am I not suprised this shit stayed positive in the recession

OF COURSEEE