Message from @badtanman
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i made an illustration
bad tan man is immunized against all dangers. one may call him subpar, discolored, a sorry excuse for a male, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. but call him bad tan man and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how he slinks back. i've been found out
lol
feels so good to know that if my shitposting career ever hits the rocks i can fall back on my jewish family's hedge fund money
sleepi tiem
nn frend
may thicc latinas slam paternity suits down on your dick
hnnnng
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LOL the marisa tomei ep popped up next on shuffle
hnngh remember her in my cousin vinny
🍆 often
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5d/2c/d5/5d2cd545fa8ad1076ecd755ca7a58883.jpg hey anon my ancestors are pure roman
THE SIXTY FOUR BUICK SKYLARK💦
jesus warn me first
now i've got to clean up
SRY
brown hair brown eye pale skin master race
nanners makes fun of how pale i am and she's like 80% english
15 minutes worth of sun and you turn into a lobster colour typed pale?
yes
Same 😥
apparently i didn't get the sun tan gene from my 1/4 italian
my anglo grandpa was very dark from work, and he promptly got skin cancer
My grandfather got emphysema, must of been a generational thing
He died from it though
heh mine was so healthy other than the cancer they had to pump him with extra drugs because he wouldn't die
heart was too strong
One of mine is dead
beat cancer 3 times
agent orange from Vietnam
Getting shot 5 times with AK couldn't kill him but cancer did
6'7 German Killing Machine
metastisis btfo
comments are lulz
what is this and how do i sell my soul to live there