Message from @badtanman

Discord ID: 338161349085495297


2017-07-22 03:25:28 UTC  

rofl

2017-07-22 03:25:42 UTC  

fuggin envelop

2017-07-22 03:25:53 UTC  

she could envelop my dick

2017-07-22 03:25:56 UTC  

marisa tomei tho oh lord

2017-07-22 03:26:02 UTC  

wap goddess

2017-07-22 03:26:08 UTC  

it's wop, bigot

2017-07-22 03:26:21 UTC  

a is right nerxt to o

2017-07-22 03:26:24 UTC  

on the klb

2017-07-22 03:26:37 UTC  

idk what that is but i assume it's goony and gay

2017-07-22 03:27:19 UTC  

i made an illustration

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/338160054765092867/image.png

2017-07-22 03:28:04 UTC  

bad tan man is immunized against all dangers. one may call him subpar, discolored, a sorry excuse for a male, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. but call him bad tan man and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how he slinks back. i've been found out

2017-07-22 03:28:35 UTC  

lol

2017-07-22 03:29:13 UTC  

feels so good to know that if my shitposting career ever hits the rocks i can fall back on my jewish family's hedge fund money

2017-07-22 03:29:22 UTC  

sleepi tiem

2017-07-22 03:29:28 UTC  

nn frend

2017-07-22 03:29:50 UTC  

may thicc latinas slam paternity suits down on your dick

2017-07-22 03:29:59 UTC  

hnnnng

2017-07-22 03:30:09 UTC  

nn

2017-07-22 03:31:14 UTC  

LOL the marisa tomei ep popped up next on shuffle

2017-07-22 03:32:01 UTC  

hnngh remember her in my cousin vinny

2017-07-22 03:32:28 UTC  

🍆 often

2017-07-22 03:35:58 UTC  

THE SIXTY FOUR BUICK SKYLARK💦

2017-07-22 03:37:31 UTC  

jesus warn me first

2017-07-22 03:37:36 UTC  

now i've got to clean up

2017-07-22 03:37:42 UTC  

SRY

2017-07-22 03:38:06 UTC  

brown hair brown eye pale skin master race

2017-07-22 03:38:23 UTC  

😋

2017-07-22 03:38:44 UTC  

nanners makes fun of how pale i am and she's like 80% english

2017-07-22 03:39:20 UTC  

15 minutes worth of sun and you turn into a lobster colour typed pale?

2017-07-22 03:39:49 UTC  

yes

2017-07-22 03:40:11 UTC  

Same 😥

2017-07-22 03:40:14 UTC  

apparently i didn't get the sun tan gene from my 1/4 italian

2017-07-22 03:40:59 UTC  

my anglo grandpa was very dark from work, and he promptly got skin cancer

2017-07-22 03:43:10 UTC  

My grandfather got emphysema, must of been a generational thing

2017-07-22 03:43:36 UTC  

He died from it though

2017-07-22 03:52:05 UTC  

heh mine was so healthy other than the cancer they had to pump him with extra drugs because he wouldn't die

2017-07-22 03:52:13 UTC  

heart was too strong