Give her dinner

have you ever smelled baby squirrel farts

no thanks

No I meant the dog

nice

Š 1 ƒ „ 1 2 Ä ßö „ 1 Ä 2 ƒ

paste this when you kill horde

it says no shoes mudhomes

KEK

🍔 🍔 🍔 H_A_P_P_Y 9/11 🍔 🍔 🍔

burger time

Burger time indeed. Gonna go to mcdonalds get a happy meal

My cat killed a mouse and played with his corpse for an hour, then took him back to her nest, which is under my bed.

gross

my doggo learned how to fly an airplane just to show me hes a good boy 18 years ago. just saying..

nobody wants to hear about your doggo.

WRONG

everyone wants to hear about your dogg

Lmfao

Every alarm plays the monsters Inc theme

kek

Alternatively

https://youtu.be/y5dCbfmh5gw

NO SHOES MUDHUT

KFC EATING

WATERMELON GOBBLING

VOODOO USING

SPACE NIGGERS

Some kfc would slap rn ngl

250 tailoring

even when niggers come from space they're technologically backwards and savage

https://gyazo.com/b737770c8a03def2853c14bc213fcd57

I was so retarded tonight

I counted a 5 as a 1

So I was 4 short

I used to do that a lot

That'll be 20$

A 10 and 2 5s, into the 20's slot it goes

Thank God I rarely have to do that anymore because accounting