Heloh

Guys I'm feeling the brain damage rum gives you

For the emojis

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D'awww lookat da wooloo

at first I thought my life of playing pokemon was over because new console
But I'm considering ti now

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yo lemme get in on that dick

dog and wife are broken

When I need to label something with my name I usually write "mine" instead

Ye, nobody has ever fugged with my stuff

Bane?

got home from first close at new work, so all is good

Ye, training to be a shift lead at a quickly growing company, and I already have shift lead experience

owning my own restruant in my 20s may be a possibility

Me too, then all that's left in life is getting myself a girl (male or female)

Shaving is such a major pain, is it worth using waxing kits?

I spaced it at work and forgot to count the coins
Turned out 20 dollars short
Looked like a total idiot because I sold myself into a position because I said I knew how to count cash
Gonna kill myself tonight

Yeah, he was standing right next to me so I guess I was nervous

anxiety is a weird thing for me

It's so rare I don't really recognize it 🤔

chisu furai

Somebody blocked me for probably retweeting traps a single time

hecc, they were a fun mutual

I used to be completely dead inside but fumos healed me

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Yattah I did the back thing guys

Am a shift leader nowwww

I ended up finishing in under an hour yee

I was pinjed, hello

he can now atch porn!

big f

Helloh

damn nigga btfo

Fuck man

What did you say?

what even is MAP

google is no help

aw shit

that's a word

saying kill a nigger is raycis

that's raycis

godammot

got me laughing like a retard

"niggers are stinky"

vert drink

aw fycj I can't get up

lmao

one more drink should do me in

I'll go pour myself another two shotsish after this beer

classic

it was in her biop

like?

aw fuck i choked laughing at my own jok3e

euthanice me now

easy just make more money

nice

I got a 1.5$ pay raise

Ju stt bot minergratf to play wyth twitter fenweas but I feel firty for having minecraft at all

i don't knwo what that is

stfu bitcx

I was asocial to begin with and I could never stay active in communitues

even if it's easy to be on dicord more than real life

>tfw ostracised by any of my old game buddies

that's what hepp4ns when they all worship your ex gf

you arped someohne?

lol

@ the bot

I hate yuri and lesbos because my first gf cheated on me with a grile

And now my best ex-gf is lesbo

I lost my virginity to a 250 pound e-girl

at least I actually managed that e4-gotl bussy though

why

no why post my cock <@&489004457007513601>

fug i had the best pic of my dick with a dr pepper can

think it';/s gobe now

my dicc :<

no i'll post it in <#489004386794602496>

soon-sih?

Might want to take a new one

posting ass thogh

It usually makes me harder tbh

or at least more hronty

shuttup i had to make sure it was in the shot

my blood is brown and I hate it

I'm a white girl on the inside

what even is this botr

I might just do that

I need to attain twinkfection though

srsly tired of being brownt though

sec gott alook at rtpoion

you know for difck dice'

there it is

don't make me regret posting that

ye, been lazy since I don't have anyone looing sown thwr3

i do

laxy

wasn't going t o start shaving at 2 am while drunk for a picture at requiset though

they lready have like 90